Christian Pick Up Lines

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e-Sword86

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A friend posted this on MySpace. I thought it was funny.



Christian Pick Up Lines:



Nice Bible.



I would like to pray with you.



Do you know Jesus, me too.



God told me to come talk to you.



I know a church where we could go and talk.



How about a hug, sister?



Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.



Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.



Oh you are cold, Ecclesiasties 4:11.



Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?



What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?



I am here for you.



The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?



You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.



You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?



Is it a sin that you stole my heart?



Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?



Do you believe in Divine appointment?



Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?



Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.



My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.



You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.




 
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xspinningisfun

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I didn't like some of them...but this is quite funny. I'm posting it on facebook :)
 
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voiceoftruth

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yeah i have seen those before

some are good but i don't like all of them
 
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xspinningisfun

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Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.

^yeah, I didn't like this one because of what the scripture says. "Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?" The only person I would like to lay beside will be my future husband haha.
 
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suaso

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A Catholic-specific Pickup Line:

"Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless plaid jumper." - lol, those school uniforms are a drag.
 
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4given30

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why not just an old school one- hey there i have lost my phone number can i have yours??
 
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Ancilla

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e-Sword86 said:
I would like to pray with you.
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When my sister went on a practicum/mission she was told this one was a "mission field pickup line." As well as "Sister, how do you become a Christian." She was warned that a lot of local guys would want to get to know her better in hope that she would take them back to Canada, where they'd have a better life. I suppose there's lot of naive girls who would respond "You want to become a Christian? Well that's just what I came here for, let's find some place quiet to pray."

But in all seriousness (I get that this thread wasn't meant to be serious), if someone asked me to pray with them when in fact they were interested in me, I'd feel kind of betrayed. Please see my thread on the myths of Chrisitan dating and how it's not good for a guy to befriend a girl while hiding his true feels for her. Like really, if I guy's intersted in me, all he has to do is ask me if I want to join him for coffee sometime, although not right now because I am seeing someone.

e-Sword86 said:
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
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Now that's funny!!
 
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sweet_eyes

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I liked the excuse me I think one of your ribs belong to me one
 
Kakashi

Kakashi

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Is it wrong that I've used a couple of these? haha
 
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missy2shoes

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...there was an old guy at a church I went to once....who insisted on greeting the ladies with a 'holy kiss' like the apostle Paul.....
 
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christiancollegegirl

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lol, that's funny. I had a friend who used the 'fell from heaven' one. He was kidding, so i didn't take it to mean anything
 
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carpetmanswife

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:confused: hmmmm now yd it do that.....*rubs head*
 
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goth4god

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lol I like this one
"do your feet hurt? cuz you've been running through my mind all day."
lol there is actually an MxPx song called 'do your feet hurt' its one of my fav love songs
 
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christiancollegegirl

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My friend handed me a sugar packet and said, "excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag" I thought it was really funny.
 
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goth4god

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lol! yeah, i've seen it done with packets of Honey as well!
 
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Natasha90

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I think a lot of those are cute! One of my personal favorites is "Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
 
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sweet_eyes

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I had to look up Ecclesiasties 4:11. :) cute
 
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