Dolphins are just gay sharks Xd

[candymyne]

got ur attention huh? lol okay guys for research purposes lets have all single peeps in here list all the awesome attractive attributes that you have. start with a funny statement (for humor) then a nice witty remark (show wisdom) and a smooth romantic line! (the lovey dovey stuff ) its all just a fun little game! now here is where it gets really interesting, u listening? okay try n say something funny, witty, or romantic about the person above! at the bottom say on what kinda date you would take the person above, oh and lets be original.. something else besides dinner and movies.. (yawn) lets keep it clean and have tonz of fun! show me that sweet awesomeness you have! XD okay me first! try to list your attributes like so: name: Mario I particularly dont like pick up lines so Ill just say how cute she looks! (depending on what she's wearing lol ) I'm and artist, I draw, paint, and mess around with photoshop, :P I have an awesome sense of humor love to go exploring and takin my friends to random awesome places, I'm the lead singer and guitarist in my band and I speak two languages ENG and ESP. well since I'm first I'll say that I love to make girls laugh! (mostly by teasing them :P) love to play games like monopoly (twister ) ok on a date well I would love to take a girl to the park and make her get sweaty yeah! (throw the Frisbee lol) have an awesome chat get to know her and take her to some random spot that I problaby dicoverd the day before! XD ok guys be creative and remember have fun!

Hello, my name is NukePooch. No, my parents didn't hate me when I was born. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Smooth Romantic Line for the ladies? Hey, sweet thang, how's about me and I, oh, wait, I messed it up. How's about you and me...shoot, it's supposed to be you and I. You and me? You and I? Yeah. How's about you and I get our grove on. Oh, man. I meant groove, not grove. I don't think we could get a grove on unless we were picking apples or something. Hey...where are you going? Don't you like apples?

Where I'd take the person above on a date...Mario? You look like a Ralph. No, I won't take you out on a date...no, it doesn't matter if you pay. Besides, you're an artist/guitarist, which means you could only afford Taco Bell Value Menu anyways...
Assuming the above was an woman, Mariene instead of Mario, then I think dinner and the movies.

[seoulsearch]

Originally Posted by NukePooch

Hello, my name is NukePooch. No, my parents didn't hate me when I was born. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Smooth Romantic Line for the ladies? Hey, sweet thang, how's about me and I, oh, wait, I messed it up. How's about you and me...shoot, it's supposed to be you and I. You and me? You and I? Yeah. How's about you and I get our grove on. Oh, man. I meant groove, not grove. I don't think we could get a grove on unless we were picking apples or something. Hey...where are you going? Don't you like apples?

Where I'd take the person above on a date...Mario? You look like a Ralph. No, I won't take you out on a date...no, it doesn't matter if you pay. Besides, you're an artist/guitarist, which means you could only afford Taco Bell Value Menu anyways...
Assuming the above was an woman, Mariene instead of Mario, then I think dinner and the movies.

But Nuke, you had me at, "How's about me and I..."

I mean, if a guy has multiple personalities, I'd rather meet all of them in one shot (and on the first date) so the relationship doesn't seem overcrowded down the road...

As for taking out a woman who looks like a Ralph or a Mario... Hmm. I think what you're really looking for in a date is an Italian bearded lady.

So... If I can comment on SOMEONE ELSE'S awesome attributes, it would be that Nuke Pooch is up front and honest!!! All of himselves, that is... you know... His "me, myself, and I" will just give it to you like it is in the first pick-up line.

A girl's gotta love honesty and directness, after all... ("Aw look, him... and all of his personalities are trying to ask me out. How sweet.")

[candymyne]

glad u guys r havin fun! ^ ^

Originally Posted by seoulsearch

But Nuke, you had me at, "How's about me and I..."

I mean, if a guy has multiple personalities, I'd rather meet all of them in one shot (and on the first date) so the relationship doesn't seem overcrowded down the road...

As for taking out a woman who looks like a Ralph or a Mario... Hmm. I think what you're really looking for in a date is an Italian bearded lady.

So... If I can comment on SOMEONE ELSE'S awesome attributes, it would be that Nuke Pooch is up front and honest!!! All of himselves, that is... you know... His "me, myself, and I" will just give it to you like it is in the first pick-up line.

A girl's gotta love honesty and directness, after all... ("Aw look, him... and all of his personalities are trying to ask me out. How sweet.")

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PSYCHO? Oh, wait, it was just the voices again.

Italian bearded lady? So you're thinking we should go out with NodMyHeadLikeRigatoni? Oh, we suppose we could, if we have to.

So, Seoul...you forgot where you'd take us on a date... You can't pick dinner and the movies because we invented that.

[Pheonix]

*Points at Nuke* WITCH, WITCH, EVERYONE GRAB THE FIREWOOD!!!!!

Careful does he weigh as much as a duck?

[zeroturbulence]

I think they're more like miniature whales.

Originally Posted by Pheonix

*Points at Nuke* WITCH, WITCH, EVERYONE GRAB THE FIREWOOD!!!!!

Originally Posted by DanuckInUSA

Careful does he weigh as much as a duck?

She turned me into a newt!

~pause~

I got better....

Your uncle smells of elderberries

[xXErraticEmilyXx]

Originally Posted by NukePooch

Smooth Romantic Line for the ladies? Hey, sweet thang, how's about me and I, oh, wait, I messed it up. How's about you and me...shoot, it's supposed to be you and I. You and me? You and I? Yeah. How's about you and I get our grove on. Oh, man. I meant groove, not grove. I don't think we could get a grove on unless we were picking apples or something. Hey...where are you going? Don't you like apples?

XDD why don't you just say "Hello."?

Originally Posted by xXErraticEmilyXx

XDD why don't you just say "Hello."?

Cause it's not my style...the only time I open my mouth is to change feet. Actually, to be honest, I wouldn't ever use a pick-up line...I don't ask anyone out unless I've known them for a long time (friends first), and so the pick-up line is useless by that point...unless it's funny.

[candymyne]

yes no pick up lines!

[Kooper]

You're a dude. *Look of shock... but slooowly raises eyebrow*

*grins* Football?

[xXErraticEmilyXx]

My best pick up line: "Get in the van."

Originally Posted by xXErraticEmilyXx

My best pick up line: "Get in the van."

Wow...was this the van? I know that guy!

[seoulsearch]

Originally Posted by xXErraticEmilyXx

My best pick up line: "Get in the van."

Maybe it's just me, but if ANYONE, male or female, young or old, Christian or not, told me, "Get in the van," I'd be like, "Uh... ok... just a minute..." and would immediately RUN as fast as I possibly could while dialing 911.

Not to mention a SWAT team and the National Guard as well, if at all possible.

[candymyne]

wat if ur date was willy wonka and he didnt want the media to take pictures of him, free candy! XD

[thimsrebma]

Here is my best puck up line.

Hey there! I really dig your style. Maybe we can get together some time? Catch a movie, have some dinner or take a long walk in the park? Is that cool with you? If so, why don't you give me those digits?

[candymyne]

LOL! that's sure to get ya a real man! XD