A man suddenly collapsed on the sidewalk (joke)

[zeroturbulence]

A man suddenly collapsed on a busy sidewalk and a crowd quickly gathered around him wondering what had happened. A young man who knew first aid and CPR quickly pushed his way through the crowd knowing that every second counts in saving this man's life. When he got near the man there was a woman kneeling over him so the young man brushed her aside telling her that he knows first aid and CPR and that he needs room to work on him. As he was examining the man on the ground the woman topped him on the shoulder and said "when you get to the part where you need to call a doctor I'm right here."

 

[Lalilo]

That guy would have felt pretty small.

 

[seoulsearch]

So true!! Kind of speaks to all of us about how much we overlook what God might have sent us because of the focus on our own abilities (which, in my case, isn't much!)

 

[NukePooch]

A man was driving a red Camaro down the street when suddenly steam began billowing out from under the hood. As the man opened the hood, SeoulSearch quickly brushed the man aside telling him that she is a Camaro lover from way back and that she'll handle this. The man then tapped Seoul on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part when you need to call a mechanic, I'm right here."

 

[zeroturbulence]

A man was driving a red Camaro down the street when suddenly steam began billowing out from under the hood. As the man opened the hood, SeoulSearch quickly brushed the man aside telling him that she is a Camaro lover from way back and that she'll handle this. The man then tapped Seoul on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part when you need to call a mechanic, I'm right here."

LOL! Sorry Kim.

 

[seoulsearch]

LOL!!! That's BEYOND harsh!!

What about the part where the guy says, "When you want to talk sports cars everyday people might actually be able to afford, let me know..."

Not to mention, sports cars that actually look semi-good and aren't so ugly!! (And come in putty gray.)

 

[NukePooch]

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LOL!!! That's BEYOND harsh!!

What about the part where the guy says, "When you want to talk sports cars everyday people might actually be able to afford, let me know..."

Not to mention, sports cars that actually look semi-good and aren't so ugly!! (And come in putty gray.)

I agree that the Porsche 911 isn't the best looking thing out there. I also agree wholeheartedly about gray/silver cars...so, here's what I think IS the best looking car in the best looking color...