You must surrender your man card if you: ________________

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We're due for some fun threads. :)
Hang on to your sense of humor y'all!
(and keep it clean please haha)

You must surrender your man card to NukePooch (the unofficial man card rep) if you:

1. Get man manicures
2. Actually use valets/drawer dividers/charging stations for your man stuff
3. Carry a man purse
4. Know what an eyelash curler is and how to use it
5. Know the names of everything in a woman's shower and what it's for

What are some other reasons? :D
 
julianna any guy who is married should know the answer to at least half of your questions
 
...have more than two products intended for your hair. (Note, 2-n-1 shampoo and conditioner is still TWO items. Don't think you can use 2-n-1 and gel and still be a man.)

...have ever shaved your chest, arms, or legs. (Note, if you're a professional bicyclist and shave your legs like all the other cyclists, you're still suspect. We'll be watching you.)

...if your favorite musicians/bands use more than two hair-care products among them. (Note, if you listen to 80's rock, than this rule is void.)

...if you own a Prius.

...if you want a Prius.

...if you can't identify basic components under the hood of a car.

...if you've never joined the Polar Bear Club.

However:
...you can be a geek/nerd and still be a man, if you are uber-geeky or uber-nerdy. If you can reel off enough Star Wars or Star Trek stats to make people leave the room, relax. You're okay.

...if you've ever painted your chest in team colors to help them win, you're okay, even if you've never played sports. Extra man-points awarded if it's below zero outside.
 
So NukePooch doesn't like men who takes care of themselves. Noted.

I personally find a man purse okay if carried with confidence.
 
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I was informed by a friend -- a man -- that I would have had my man card revoked (if I was a man LOL) because I referred to a GTO as "a pretty car".

Oops. :D
 
Things In My Opinion That Would Require Your Man Card to be Revoked:

If you own a shower cap.

If you possess any piece of furniture with floral print.

If you carry your little dog around everywhere you go like it's a baby. Especially if you own a dog purse!

If you wear your socks pulled up to your knees.

If you wear a visor on a daily basis.

If the legs of your shorts come up above your knee.

If you own any cologne that does not have 'for men' written on the bottle.

If you wear tanning lotion (sunscreen is not prohibited).

If you have ever had any part of your body waxed.

To be continued...
 
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*Still laughing at all the other listings here...*

Please, if he cries more than the woman he's dating... he must surrender the card immediately. In fact, he never should have owned on in the first place.

(Ok, I admit, that might be a tough one because I don't cry often, and even more rarely in front of another person. But I dated a guy who would get drunk and blubber out these long tangents of heaving snobs and flying snot balls of self-pity. No, it wasn't pretty.) I am all for a man expressing his emotions... But I am completely against wailing, except for extreme cases.) Here, here!
 
This is completely shallow of me. Forgive me. If he uses chap stick and especially if he has a preferred brand, his man card has been laminated.
 
Faeriecat said:
I was informed by a friend -- a man -- that I would have had my man card revoked (if I was a man LOL) because I referred to a GTO as "a pretty car".

Oops. :D
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The new GTO IS a pretty car..and not much more! The old GTO on the other hand is a muscle car legend! :)

new gto:
gto_rwd_rip.jpg


classic GTO:
ca_70_gto_146f.jpg
 
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NukePooch said:
...if you can't identify basic components under the hood of a car. .
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So I fail that one :) and I'm quite happy with that.

You must surrender your man card if you.....

Can't walk 5 miles without needing 3 days to recover
 
Faeriecat said:
I was informed by a friend -- a man -- that I would have had my man card revoked (if I was a man LOL) because I referred to a GTO as "a pretty car".

Oops. :D
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Oh my gosh, a GTO a pretty car, lol, instant loss of man card, in fact his card would be confiscated and shredded on the spot.

If you are a lady, I agree, a GTO is pretty.

For a lady this is quite commendable.
 
Nalu said:
Oh my gosh, a GTO a pretty car, lol, instant loss of man card, in fact his card would be confiscated and shredded on the spot.

If you are a lady, I agree, a GTO is pretty.

For a lady this is quite commendable.
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Well, I am a lady, and we were talking about a classic GTO not the current one. The only current remake I like is the Challenger. I have a thing for cars. And trucks. OK, and motorcycles.
 
Kiss the card goodbye if you:

-Own more than 4 pairs of shoes (this includes sandals, but work boots need not be counted, you get a pass on those)

-Have even the slightest idea what color "chartreuse" is

-see the screenname "Nukepooch" and wonder why anyone would microwave a poor little doggie

-know the difference between eggshell and ecru
 
If they cry in a chick flick. Like the Notebook... That's an automatic giving up your man card right there!
 
Snackersmom said:
Kiss the card goodbye if you:

-Own more than 4 pairs of shoes (this includes sandals, but work boots need not be counted, you get a pass on those)

-Have even the slightest idea what color "chartreuse" is

-see the screenname "Nukepooch" and wonder why anyone would microwave a poor little doggie

-know the difference between eggshell and ecru
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Ok, clears throat, straitens tie and takes a sip of water.

The reason I know what chartreuse is, is because a lot of my fishing lures are chartreuse.

I own 20 pairs of Cowboy boots, dress shoes, hunting and fishing gortex boots and sports shoes.
The reason I own so many is because my shoes and boots have to match what I am wearing (notice I steered clear of using the word outfit lol)

I cannot turn in my man card on the grounds that it would really bum me out, and the resulting trauma could kill me lol.
 
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