10 things I wish I could do

[Jullianna]

Name 10 things that apparently come natural to the opposite sex that you wish you could do

1. reach the high stuff
2. open all jars
3. punch your best friends in the face and laugh about it 5 minutes later
4. understand why they slap one another on the behind during football games
5. children naturally obey them more than women for some reason
6. understand why bodily function noises are so entertaining
7. fix things even if they have leftover parts
8. don't care if their clothes don't match
9. can go from work to just about any event without feeling the need to take a second shower that day
10. can answer the door without looking in the mirror first

 

[Catlynn]

I can totally do like...half of those things, Jullianna! haha

uuhhhh.....peeing standing up is really the only thing that I can think of that I wish I could do.......o_o

 

[zeroturbulence]

I wish i could talk and talk like women can. I always seem to run out of things to say after a couple sentences.

 

[NodMyHeadLikeYeah]

1. Reach a height of over 5'4 AND A HAAALF!!!! ( oh sorry im a little bitter about that one)
2. Wear jeans and t shirts all the time
3. Punch people in the face when im mad
4. Be a navy SEAL
5. Watch really scary movies then not have to sleep with all the lights on for a year.
6. Shave my head
7. Compartmentalize ( is that the word im thinking of?)
8. Go weeks without brushing my hair
9. Play football
10. Laugh at short people and crazy women drivers

 

[LightningClap0002]

7. Compartmentalize ( is that the word im thinking of?)
Yep, though women typically seem to think it's a bad thing. :O
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10. Laugh at short people and crazy women drivers
Only short men... and women drivers. Never short women.

Interesting...very interesting.

 

[Stuey]

Name 10 things that apparently come natural to the opposite sex that you wish you could do

1. reach the high stuff lol, we have height.
2. open all jars Yes... we have muscles.
3. punch your best friends in the face and laugh about it 5 minutes later Yeah... I think because laughing about it and moving on is easier and less awkward than sorting out the problem.
4. understand why they slap one another on the behind during football games Cheekyness... can't let your mates get too high a self esteem.
5. children naturally obey them more than women for some reason What can I say... we have Charisma.
6. understand why bodily function noises are so entertaining They aren't.
7. fix things even if they have leftover parts We have skills.
8. don't care if their clothes don't match We do care if they don't match, two shirts and no pants is just awkward.
9. can go from work to just about any event without feeling the need to take a second shower that day Hmmm... I prefer a shower but depends what it is, people know you have came from work and a shower is effort.
10. can answer the door without looking in the mirror first

You think about a mirror when someone knocks on your door?

 

[bgrayz1]

Some where in the Bible it say's we can do all things through Christ..

That even means doing the things of the opposite sex..

 

[Jullianna]

1. Reach a height of over 5'4 AND A HAAALF!!!! ( oh sorry im a little bitter about that one)
2. Wear jeans and t shirts all the time
3. Punch people in the face when im mad
4. Be a navy SEAL
5. Watch really scary movies then not have to sleep with all the lights on for a year.
6. Shave my head
7. Compartmentalize ( is that the word im thinking of?)
8. Go weeks without brushing my hair
9. Play football
10. Laugh at short people and crazy women drivers

THAT one is awesome. There is a movie coming out called Act of Valor. The guys in the movie are real SEALS. It's gonna be awesome! This is a trailer:
Act of Valor - Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube

 

[NodMyHeadLikeYeah]

Interesting...very interesting.

Haaa! Only short men... nice.

And wait..... not crazy women drivers..women drivers in general???

Somehow i think i should be offended by this, but i'll let it go THIS TIME!!

 

[Ritter]

1. Understand other women.
2. Better read body language and social cues.
3. Excel in penmanship (how did the Founding Fathers do it?)
4. Shoot handguns with more precision (supposedly women can do this more effectively).
5. Feel things.
6. Avoid telling the truth without deception.
7. Acquire a higher tolerance for pain (I heard about this somewhere).
8. Better my chances of winning a theoretical custody battle.
9. The ability to say I am not a white Christian man.
10. The ability to brainwash men.

 

[Relena7]

I wish i could talk and talk like women can. I always seem to run out of things to say after a couple sentences.

I wish I could talk like that too...Apparently my gender is supposed to be good at that, lol.

 

[Ritter]

I wish I could talk like that too...Apparently my gender is supposed to be good at that, lol.

Then again, some things are better left unsaid.

 

[Relena7]

Then again, some things are better left unsaid.

I wouldn't use my talking abilities for bad things like gossip. I would use them for good things, like not being awkwardly silent at parties, and being a good friend to some people who might need one. Right now I am so darn shy my personality feels squished around any people I'm not close with.