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Aww ok, we'll stay
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Sad as it is I have no doubt those of my gender are more often the offenders than the victims
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*hangs head and kicks dirt* I really wanted to be a pirate....*sigh*
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One day you shall, Jullianna. You just have to believe. See the inner pirate...and make it through the brutal initiation process which involves running the gauntlet, killing polar bears with nothing but a bic lighter and a newspaper, and flogging yourself as you read Atlas Shrugged.
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Pirate women have to navigate through waters mapped by pirate males who don't know where they're going, swim with the sharks as they rescue men overboard (cause we all know pirate men don't know how to swim), and figure out which outfit to wear for the day, with only 4 pairs of pants, 7 shirts, and 2 sets of boots, and not wear the same outfit in a 30 day time period.
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*Tries on wench boots* I make these look GOOD *adjusts eye patch, holds knife in teeth, grabs compass and attacks sharks*
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