Good quotes?

[gardenbunny]

On facebook everyone knows me as the quote freak. I'm always posting random quotes like this-

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Dennis Miller

or this-
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
~Audrey Hepburn

This one is particularly a favorite-
"I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mythical creatures!" - Anon



Anyways, I am running out a good quotes that are clean but witty. So everyone help me out here, if I like it I will use it. You can make them up or if you have heard a good one post it(or even a good quote website that I haven't yet looked at).

Thanks everyone.

[zeroturbulence]

"There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle.The other is as though everything is a miracle."
– Albert Einstein

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
- Mahatma Ghandi

[Pheonix]

How's this.....

"When all is said and done, there is oft more said than done."

I have no idea where I first heard it but I thought it was great

"In regards to the existance of God, there are only two possibilities in the universe. Either God does exist and we will have to answer for all our mistakes and sin, or God doesn't exist and the entire universe is hurtling through space with no one at the controls. Either possibility is equally terrifying." - Issac Asimov

[zeroturbulence]

“I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.”
- Albert Camus (author, philosopher)

[Toriberry]

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Not sure who said that.

"Pride gets no pleasure out of having something, only out of having more of it than the next man." - C.S. Lewis

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." - Sicilian Proverb

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." - Jane Wagner

[gardenbunny]

I LOVE them!!!!! They are awesome!!! Thanks!

[jimmydiggs]

Leonard Ravenhill's sermon, "Judgement Seat of Christ" is full of excellent statements.

“Oh God, stamp eternity on my eyeballs! But you know if God should stamp eternity or even judgment on our eyeballs, or if you’d like on the fleshy table of our hearts.

I am quite convinced we’d be a very very different tribe of people, God’s people, in the world today.

We live too much in time, we are too earth bound. We see as other men see, we think as other men thing.

We invest our time as the world invests it. We invest our money. We are suppose to be a different breed of people.

I believe that the church of Jesus Christ needs a new revelation of the majesty of God. We’re all going to stand one day, can you imagine it — at the judgment seat of Christ to give an account for the deeds done in the body.