Pick Up Lines. The Really Good Ones...

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christiancollegegirl

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Liam said:
Up, shaved head here too. -knocks on the side of his head-
the alternitive is long 19th century wavy/curly red hair. Sure grand mothers like it but motzard I freaking ain't.
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In that case, you wouldn't want mine.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I love it!!
 
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doodles91

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I like you more than pizza likes cheese, baby!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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lol that's cute.
 
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healinghearts

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haha these are so funny! Sorry this one might have already been said...I didn't read all of them.

"So I was reading the book of Joshua the other day and I was just wondering, how many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?"

Haha! I actually had a guy use that one on me, but he was a good friend of mine so it was hilarious!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#190
My first boyfriend actually won me over with cheesy pick up lines. It wasn't the lines themselves, it was the way he said them. He's so adorable!
 
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Wug

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1. Dude: "Can I?" (inspects tag on lady's shirt), "Oh, made in China?"
Lady: "Yeah"
Dude: "Could've sworn you were made in Heaven."

2. "Do you need some prayer? Because I'd be happy to lay hands on you."

3. "Pardon me ma'am, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice?"
 
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Cako53

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I liked the first two Wug, but the last one ruined them :(
 
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greatkraw

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Wug said:
1. Dude: "Can I?" (inspects tag on lady's shirt), "Oh, made in China?"
Lady: "Yeah"
Dude: "Could've sworn you were made in Heaven."

2. "Do you need some prayer? Because I'd be happy to lay hands on you."

3. "Pardon me ma'am, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice?"
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loved them wug:)
 
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