Pick Up Lines. The Really Good Ones...

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Kyra

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There have got to be a TON of these... I'll start...

"You put the 'cute' back in persecution."
 
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phaegmoristic

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Hey haven 't we met before?
 
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goth4god

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Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
 
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goth4god

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lol i love this one
[for guys to say to girls]
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
 
grace

grace

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There are a whole list of Christian pick up lines on facebook. (the ribs one is on there)...Some are really really funny.
 
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Kami

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ooo i have one...
do you have a band-aid cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you =] aww. lol
 
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Kyra

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LoL!

how about... do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again? lol
 
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doodles91

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Hahahhahhahahaa, there's some good ones there! lol
 
Fastfreddy14

Fastfreddy14

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I got a pick up line om
*gets on his knee*
maim will commit to me Please im despret
 
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Kendall202

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The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
 
surfermonkey777

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haha that is a good one kendall!
But yeah i dont got any pick up lines that a quite good like the others here is one i like:
“i went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.”
hahaha
 
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c-rad99

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
 
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Kendall202

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surfermonkey777 said:
haha that is a good one kendall!
But yeah i dont got any pick up lines that a quite good like the others here is one i like:


haha that one was reeeaaaly cheesy, lol
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serv

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was your dad a thief, then who stole the stars out of heaven and put them in your eyes



that was one from along time ago
 
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Kendall202

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
 
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griz

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Hey just wondering, will I get my beans handed to me if I try some of the pick up lines, not that I'd try, reading through them makes me chuckle alot.
 
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Knightjester

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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
 
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Knightjester

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I don't speak in tongue, but I kiss that way. :p
 
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Knightjester

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Hi, my name's Will,. God's Will :D
 
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Knightjester

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Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

:D:):p
 
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