Ahh... The Holidays and Being Single

[alienx7587]

10 Ways to Dodge Questions About Singleness

Just for fun, enjoy!

 

[Indubitably]

Cute! I've been single long enough, that I don't get asked anymore. HoHum!

 

[AsifinPassing]

In response to #4...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH LORD OF THE RINGS!?!?!? NO ONE EVER BASHES NARNIA!!! DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

lol...

 

[Searching4Truth]

#6 Actually made me laugh.

 

[arwen83]

4. “I’m waiting to meet someone who shares my affinity for all things Tolkien.”- kinda....lol
10. “Enough about me; I’ve been meaning to ask you about a few of your biggest life regrets.”....hehe
I agree with S4T, number 6 is pretty funny
Asifinpassing, I got your back, we Tolkien folks need to stick together

 

[Jilly81]

Haha, thanks for posting this =D! I'm still reading through all the replies to the original ten; lots of them are funny as well .

 

[Stephanie]

I like the "Why? What have you heard?"

However I think people would then assume you're having SECRET romance and it can only go downhill from there.

 

[luckyduck]

I KNOW THIS IS NOT IN THE TOP 10, but I could just say I'M HAPPY BEING SINGLE. Which is wierd I know, but I'm a wierd guy. HEHEHEHEHE.

 

[adekruif]

I keep a picture of my gf in my wallet, and proceed to inform them that i'm not single and show them the picture.

 

[seekingg]

I don't know how to post.

And the holidays suc..... Mary chrismas.

 

[AsifinPassing]

4. “I’m waiting to meet someone who shares my affinity for all things Tolkien.”- kinda....lol
10. “Enough about me; I’ve been meaning to ask you about a few of your biggest life regrets.”....hehe
I agree with S4T, number 6 is pretty funny
Asifinpassing, I got your back, we Tolkien folks need to stick together

You know it!!

Le Hannon, Arwen. Le no an-uir nîn?

( Lol! ...just thought I'd throw a little Elvish in there...)

 

[arwen83]

You know it!!

Le Hannon, Arwen. Le no an-uir nîn?

( Lol! ...just thought I'd throw a little Elvish in there...)

Le Hannon, Nai Valaraukar tye-mátar!!

Gurth 'ni yrch!

Peace

 

[AsifinPassing]

Le Hannon, Nai Valaraukar tye-mátar!!

Gurth 'ni yrch!

Peace

That's harsh, missy. Lol

In the words of Adam Sandler..."A simple 'no' would have sufficed..."

 

[arwen83]

That's harsh, missy. Lol

In the words of Adam Sandler..."A simple 'no' would have sufficed..."

oh! i wasn't really responding to what you said; just messing around with phrases

 

[seoulsearch]

You know it!!

Le Hannon, Arwen. Le no an-uir nîn?

( Lol! ...just thought I'd throw a little Elvish in there...)

Le Hannon, Nai Valaraukar tye-mátar!!

Gurth 'ni yrch!

Peace

Aw crud!! I was going to post an opinion on this thread but unfortunately, I have no idea how to speak the Elf-en language.

Either that or I accidentally clicked on the "Ahh... The Holidays And Being (a) Single (Elf)" thread... (Checks ears.) Wait, and aren't the elves in Lord of the Rings TALL??? Yup. I definitely don't qualify!!

I'll wait for the Single Dwarf thread, although I don't speak Dwarf-en either.

 

[arwen83]

Let me try again~

Goheno nin, Asif, Gen hannon. Manen nalyë?

And as always, Gurth 'ni yrch!!

 

[AsifinPassing]

*puts on serious half-frantic facade* Are you serious, right now?? ...because a... ^^

..and in response to your question, I'm 6'5.

...and @ Seoul: You don't HAVE to be anything. ^_~

 

[arwen83]

*puts on serious half-frantic facade* Are you serious, right now?? ...because a... ^^

..and in response to your question, I'm 6'5.

...and @ Seoul: You don't HAVE to be anything. ^_~

I'm confused...didn't I ask you, 'how are you?'

 

[AsifinPassing]

Ah! You're right. I'm obviously bad at Elvish, lol!

I'm doing pretty well, thanks. How are you, Miss Arwen?

 

[PrettyBelle]

11. I'm waiting until I'm worthy of being a Proverbs 31 wife. I'm only up to Proverbs 3. LOL