that awkward moment when...

[Ugly]

That awkward moment when you are getting up from praying on your knees at church and your heel tears your hot pink pencil skirt so you shamefully try to exit without catching attention.

Oh my gosh, that happened to you too??

 

[Misty77]

Oh my gosh, that happened to you too??

Yep. Yesterday morning. I quickly grabbed the sewing kit at the information desk then took off my skirt in the furthest bathroom stall and sewed like a fiend. I think only 2 people noticed. Out of 1,000, that's not too bad.

 

[kenthomas27]

Yep. Yesterday morning. I quickly grabbed the sewing kit at the information desk then took off my skirt in the furthest bathroom stall and sewed like a fiend. I think only 2 people noticed. Out of 1,000, that's not too bad.

mmmm.....you spin a web of intrique! (boing boing boing) I am bouncing around you in a circle mon ami!




I gotta get out of this avatar uniform

 

[jrccomputer]

When your texting a girl u like, who asked for your number. Then she does not want to tal for you. She sends u a cold text and you text back "sure thing!!".

Awkward!

 

[Misty77]

That awkward moment at the legal team meeting that the audio for "Drunk History" on Hulu starts playing while you are trying to unlock your laptop.

 

[KeeganGentle]

That awkward moment when you realise your awkward moments are not nearly as awkward as some of the other awkward peoples awkward moments, so you just sit reading awkwardly.

 

[KJV15John11]

That awkward moment when you go in for a colonoscopy, and you recognize your doctor as the one whose Mercedes you rear-ended earlier in the week.

 

[MrHonest]

When your supervisor walks in while you were going to begin singing because no one is around and you begin singing quite loudly...

 

[Immawildthing]

Randy!!!! I missed you

 

[rachelsedge]

That awkward moment when I'm driving and then someone just whips out in front of me as if they just can't wait until I pass because they MUST be somewhere, and then proceeds to go 5-10 MPH under the speed limit and the speed limit is only 30 to begin with.

More irritating than awkward, really...

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

That awkward moment when you're a teenager driving your mom's old ancient dodge that's barely breathing, and you really want to pass the person in front of you who is going 30 miles an hour, so you get into the passing lane but your car will not accelerate at all, so you are driving nose-to-nose with them for quite a while before you are forced to dejectedly slow back down and get back behind them. Oh, the humiliation... Good thing I'm so great at avoiding eye contact!

 

[KeeganGentle]

Oh, the humiliation... Good thing I'm so great at avoiding eye contact!

You've had a lot of practice then?

 

[jedidiah_asher]

That awkward moment when you are browsing pictures in phone and realize that there are pics you don't recognize or even remember taking. And you mentally check yourself asking "Am I having a memory lapse?"

 

[MissCris]

That awkward moment when...

I just took my kiddos for a walk over to the general store. It was the crazy owner working today, and she has yet to be any kind of helpful when I take my kids in; she offers my son candy every time, or things to look at.

Today, my son sat down on the bench to wait for me. He was behaving wonderfully. And then the lady said, "Do you like knives? Would you like to play with a knife while you wait for mom?"

So, instead of just ringing up my stuff, she got him all excited to get to PLAY. WITH. A. KNIFE.

Of course I said no, please don't give him one.

So, instead of just ringing up my stuff, she went to the back to get out this stuffed toy elk to show him.

And it scared the daylights out of him.

Ugh. That awkward moment when your kids both start screaming their heads off in a store packed full of hunters, and you can't just leave because you haven't paid for your stuff yet, and all these men are starting to plug their ears :/

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when you're walking through a garden and suddenly a talking snake offers you an apple.

I asked it for apple sauce instead, but it said it's blender was getting fixed in the shop, so I just kept on walking. I hope I made the right decision.

 

[rachelsedge]

Today, my son sat down on the bench to wait for me. He was behaving wonderfully. And then the lady said, "Do you like knives? Would you like to play with a knife while you wait for mom?"

So, instead of just ringing up my stuff, she got him all excited to get to PLAY. WITH. A. KNIFE.

Who...who DOES that?? That's just...there are no words.

Sorry that happened to you, MissCriss.

You're awesomesauce.

 

[Chey60]

Maybe there is already a thread like this out there somewhere, doesn't matter I'm starting a new one. Awkward moments...now!

. (true story)

That awkward moment you see someone looking your way that you might know or haven't seen in awhile..and wave at them only to have them be looking past you and actually waving at someone else..

(smh)

 

[MissCris]

Who...who DOES that?? That's just...there are no words.

Sorry that happened to you, MissCriss.

You're awesomesauce.

Bahaha! I know! That lady has totally lost her marbles, I think. And, thanks

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment after I made sure no one was watching, and I started dancing around the kitchen to a song on my iPod, and I was dancing for maybe 5 minutes, when I turned around and came face to face with my boyfriend.... I was blushing and trying not to look like any more of an idiot, but hey, I made him smile, that counts for something

 

[Liamson]

That awkward moment when....

You realize that Jon Arbuckle is just a lonely depressed man.

garfield minus garfield

And then there is this too...

[video=youtube;1ZPsfO2I4bo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPsfO2I4bo[/video]


Awkward, because its real.