that awkward moment when...

[Chinekwu]

That awkward moment when...you feel a sneeze coming and then when it finally comes and you sneeze,the intensity & force of the sneeze makes u fart at the same time as you sneeze and the bonus is that people were around you when it happened ... really embarrassing...wanted the ground to open up and swallow me...(how the heck could both happen at the EXACT same time!! )

 

[Donkeyfish07]

That awkward moment when...you feel a sneeze coming and then when it finally comes and you sneeze,the intensity & force of the sneeze makes u fart at the same time as you sneeze and the bonus is that people were around you when it happened ... really embarrassing...wanted the ground to open up and swallow me...(how the heck could both happen at the EXACT same time!! )

Or that awkward moment when your sick, and you have to puke and poo simultaneously........and you realize that you have to come up with a strategy really quick.....are you going to sit on the edge of the bathtub and puke in the toilet, or vice versa? The clock is ticking

 

[Chinekwu]

Or that awkward moment when your sick, and you have to puke and poo simultaneously........and you realize that you have to come up with a strategy really quick.....are you going to sit on the edge of the bathtub and puke in the toilet, or vice versa? The clock is ticking

Bahahahahaaa! vice versa is the best option,i think

 

[Donkeyfish07]

Bahahahahaaa! vice versa is the best option,i think

I suppose it all depends on what kind of poo your expecting...lol

 

[dliz]

The Awkward moment when you are at church and this girl right beside you is cutting off her nails.o.o

 

[NukePooch]

That awkward moment when you're a teenager driving your mom's old ancient dodge that's barely breathing, and you really want to pass the person in front of you who is going 30 miles an hour, so you get into the passing lane but your car will not accelerate at all, so you are driving nose-to-nose with them for quite a while before you are forced to dejectedly slow back down and get back behind them. Oh, the humiliation... Good thing I'm so great at avoiding eye contact!

Retreat to the Loser Lane where you belong!

[video=youtube;bRsSeP-2NGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRsSeP-2NGU&list=PLC3CABEED8B72A8B3[/video]

 

[Relena7]

That awkward moment when you are playing a multiplayer virtual world online game, and you are about to defeat a level with someone, and your internet cuts just as they are counting on you most.

 

[blessdani]

That awkward moment when you sleep, sitting in the choir while everyone else in the choir are standing for a song...

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

Retreat to the Loser Lane where you belong!

[video=youtube;bRsSeP-2NGU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRsSeP-2NGU&list=PLC3CABEED8B72A8B3[/video]

Hahahaaaa... I just spent five minutes laughing hysterically at this... THANKS!

 

[1corinthians13]

That awkward moment when you're trying to get to work on time and someone cuts you off and you end up pulling into work at the same time... and it ends up being one of your employees. awkward for them - not for me hehe

 

[ServantStrike]

Retreat to the Loser Lane where you belong!

Or just yell Dodge This!

[video=youtube;ggFKLxAQBbc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggFKLxAQBbc[/video]

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

That awkward moment when...you feel a sneeze coming and then when it finally comes and you sneeze,the intensity & force of the sneeze makes u fart at the same time as you sneeze and the bonus is that people were around you when it happened ... really embarrassing...wanted the ground to open up and swallow me...(how the heck could both happen at the EXACT same time!! )

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[ServantStrike]

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Oh my. That's so scientific looking!


This is much lower brow comedy, but, this is the logical progression.

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when you go to give a person a high five and you accidentally hit them in the face.

Then to salvage the situation you lean over, stick out your hand and say "Down Low" and they knee you in the face!!!

 

[Hellooo]

when you raise your arms and get on your tiptoes to yawn and full body stretch, and your sister uses her arm to karate chop you in the ribs. ay!

painful and hysterical.

 

[Liamson]

Oh my. That's so scientific looking!


This is much lower brow comedy, but, this is the logical progression.

Its like playing Duck, Duck, Goose with yourself.

 

[Jullianna]

You hafta keep track of where a guy like that has been sitting...

(I spelled that last word veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery carefully)

 

[ServantStrike]

Its like playing Duck, Duck, Goose with yourself.

I liken it more to high stakes musical chairs. Instead of saying awww, the music stopped and I don't have a chair, after each door you say "occupied, no not that, ah cra.... oh."

You hafta keep track of where a guy like that has been sitting...

(I spelled that last word veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery carefully)

Muhahahaha.

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment when you're staring out into empty space, but you realize that empty space is in the general direction of another person, who just happens to be a guy... And the other person who realized you were staring just happens to be your boyfriend... Yeah, that was hard to explain to him, that I was not staring at another guy.

 

[dliz]

The awkward moment when you thought you were talking to a friend but it was actually his twin brother. Lol.