that awkward moment when...

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melita916

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Snocones!! BAH!!!

How's it going with that kissing booth, Melita? After all, we gots to get you hitched in the next week and a half... :)
i stand there for hour and hours, and no one approaches :(

lol
 

seoulsearch

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i stand there for hour and hours, and no one approaches :(

lol
How about a kissing booth in which YOU are giving away snocones?!! (and the kissing is a bonus)

I'm sensing a BIG Win-Win here!!!

(And hey... NO eating the merchandise...)
 

melita916

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How about a kissing booth in which YOU are giving away snocones?!! (and the kissing is a bonus)

I'm sensing a BIG Win-Win here!!!

(And hey... NO eating the merchandise...)
no eating the merchandise? i can't promise that.

aaaaaaaaaand this is why i'm single. haha
 

Lynx

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I have been laughing so hard at the last couple of pages!

I can't remember who started this thread but thank you, thank you, thank you!
 

CatHerder

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That awkward moment when...

You and the senior pastor are having a very serious conversation because he wants your input on some of the music ministry's issues, and he mentions the associate pastor, but he kind of mutters it and your ears hear it as "the sociopath"...and you burst out laughing during the very solemn meeting.
 

melita916

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that awkward moment when a patient arrives for her appointment and says, "i know i'm early,"

when in reality, she's 20 mins late.

-_-
 

mailmandan

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That awkward moment when a customer on my mail route brings a package to my truck, yelling at me that it was delivered to them by mistake, then I point out to them that the package is from UPS! :D
 

CatHerder

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that awkward moment when...

...you are sitting in your workplaces sexual harassment training (not a "how-to," btw), when one of your coworkers lets you know that your leg is bleeding. You look at the outside of your calf, and sure enough, it is quite bloody. You grab napkins to clean yourself off and she offers you a band-aid, which you reject because you don't know where the wound is.

So you look on the other side of your leg, and there is a river of blood running down to your foot, where your sock has been sopping it up like a sponge. After cleaning most of it off in the bathroom, you come back to get the band-aid, and most of the class is watching you basically be a bio-hazard, instead of watching the video of the pervy guy intimidating his pretty co-worker.
 

Lynx

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How did it happen? Were you absently scratching an itch that you forgot was a scab? Or did you somehow get a paper cut on your leg and not notice it at first?
 
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Hellooo

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My guess is --- shaving accident.
Oh, the many sacrifices people make for smooth legs.
 
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That awkward moment when you find yourself wondering if Catherder's legs are as nice as his super-power hair.
 
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Tintin

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Monsters Inc. taught me not to accept yellow snow-cones from anyone, let alone not-at-all-abominable snow men.
 
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Zoe1234

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That awkward moment when someone greeted wamrly to me on the street and all i could do was to smile like a dumb cuz I couldnt remember who he is........
 
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missy2014

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When you stock up and buy heaps of easter eggs only to find their the worst cream filled eggs ever the cheapo kind and they taste soo bad you become scared them even at the sight of them makes you gag you put it under your bed to escape the sight it takes at least two weeks to be brave enough to throw them out YUCK!
 

CatHerder

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an awkward moment from a lifetime ago...


when the trombone player in the church orchestra you direct tries to make conversation and gleefully tells you during the rehearsal that he is going to substitute teach for your wife's classes the next day...

...and he has no idea that the reason that she will not be at work is because she is suing you for divorce and that is one of your many court dates.
 
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Fladreaming

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When u answer someones question and you BOTH realize it was not what the other person wanted hear
 
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LiJo

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That awkward moment when you're standing next to the person and they give you their cell number, you're typing the number and you have a brain fast and can't remember what their name is........
 

slave

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That awkward moment when I heard my friends talking bad about one of our other friends and as I began to intervene for the absent party I realized I had just begun responding to fake friends that I was going to keep anyway.