If I were benevolent dictator of the world I would...?

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1still_waters

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Fill in the sentence below.

If I were benevolent dictator of the world I would ________?

Mine...

If I were benevolent dictator of the world I would outlaw Internet drop down/pop up menus that appear by mousing over some place on a webpage.

Web developers MUST quit trying to hide everything behind a layer of nothing! Just put a link in the open that I can click if I want to click it. You don't need to conceal a link behind something that will get in my way of reading a webpage if I just happen to mouse over it.

So web developers, you've been warned incase I'm dictator in the future.
 
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jimmydiggs

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Ten hours of sleep for every one.
 
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I would put a massive space program together and attempt to colonize another world.
 
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I wouldn't even try to rule the world.
- - - Too much.
Only since the fall: Lucifer does it,......and you witness the job he does.
(And he's much smarter than any of us. - Let him creep out on his own time, I'm a citizen of
the kingdom of heaven).
No Thanx. - I'm waiting for Jesus,.....I'm a 'Jesus Only' dictator.
 
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Because if you tried to impose the laws of God on lawless mankind.......
What would you get? - More jails?
It's a blood stained crown that can only be worn by the "lamb who was slain
from before the foundations of the earth."
The Lion of the tribe of Judah has his kingdom now, ........and just wait .......(See iron rod)......
 

Nautilus

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Benevolent dictator...well i never thought about being a benevolent one...
 
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Benevolent dictator...well i never thought about being a benevolent one...
Nice dog!!!
Good Dog!!!
- - - - (Truthfully that dog looks kinder than any of the heads of state I've seen recently.)
Hey Naut,......who would you rather have as the presumptive "head of state"?
Your dog or any of the last four or five presidents we've had? - (I'd take the dog)
 
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Jullianna

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I would make cake, Dr Pepper and gummy bears mandatory snacks at all cabinet meetings, to be served by Jack Bauer, Joey Votto and Peyton Manning. :) Oh...and Dr. Shelton Cooper would be my Chief of Staff. :)
 
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1still_waters

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I would make cake, Dr Pepper and gummy bears mandatory snacks at all cabinet meetings, to be served by Jack Bauer, Joey Votto and Peyton Manning. :) Oh...and Dr. Shelton Cooper would be my Chief of Staff. :)
Could Jennifer JJ Jareau be secretary of raspberry tea?

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Relena7

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I would put a massive space program together and attempt to colonize another world.
You had a similar idea to me Ritter.

Except that I would create my own planet, and call it the "peace planet", and only invite humans who do not "need to be right" if you know what I mean, lol.

Passive people only.

I'd elect a gentle wise old person to lead, 'cause I don't think of myself as the best choice (but I'd still make suggestions ;)).

All the people who are the type to make fun of "us weaklings" can have fun arguing and making war on earth with each other like they have been.

:D

I somehow feel this could backfire, but I can dream, can't I?
 
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twofeet

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I would make sure chocolate was free to all females.
 
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violakat

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I would make sure that both Ritter and Jules was on my Cabinet. Living on another planet has always been a dream. And well, I'm a TX girl who loves her native drink, DP.
 

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I would try to make the world a better place with universal healthcare, housing for the poor, and rights to practice any religion but of course extremists would go insane and try to overthrow me.
 
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arwen83

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Afternoon naps would be required after lunch until 3pm, which is around the time when our circadian cycle begins to make us feel tired (I believe some cultures already do something similar to this)

Ban tv's in homes with children until they're 7 years old, so that children go out and play and use their imaginations. Forcing parents to be parents and not get the tv to be their child's babysitter.

Beach Day- two days in summer when the weather is warm, sky is clear and you really wish you weren't at work. You can leave work or opt out of coming in and go to the beach or where ever. These days will be paid stat.

I will hire a scientist to work on a way to kill all the spiders in the world, or send them to space or Ritter's newly colonized planet (and without dangering humans/ animals with chemicals)

I would live in a castle, or atleast own one
 
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zaoman32

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You don't want to know.
 

rachelsedge

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I would have a "No, the customer is not always right" training course for everyone.

I would mandate that if you are on Facebook/Instagram you may only post one picture of food a year. Choose wisely. You also cannot post more than one duck-face photo every 10 years.

I would ban any and all airbrushing/Photoshopping of photos for magazines, photoshoots, etc.

Unless a movie is following a series of books, I would mandate that producers can make no more than 2 sequels or follow-ups to any movie. There is no need to have 7 SAW movies. SEVEN. Just...no.

Children would not be allowed to have cellphones until they are 14.
 
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zaoman32

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I would be narcissistic and have to relinquish my reign to Jullianna or Arwen.