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gypsygirl

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I've decided. I want another one bites the dust played at my funeral. It's going in the will :p
i'm going to request they play smoke on the water while they launch my corpse atop a raft on lake tahoe and set it afire. ; p
 
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BugeyeSTi

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I have made 100 posts as Sir Bugeye, 57 of which have been in this thread.

For those interested, my like to post ratio is pretty close to 3.0...so if enough of you folks like this post...I just may hit the 3 likes per post average. :p
 
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Arlene89

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I just had this crazy idea. Do you guys remember doing this as kids (If you guys even did this in the first place) how you would take someone else's sentences, and rub out several words so that what is left behind is something crazy and outrageous?

I'm just wondering... you know how you can reply to someone's quote and backspace parts that you don't need... well, is it possible to take a post and make it say something completely different by chopping out parts? Because that would be awesome.

Or is this just extremely ridiculous because it's 5:15am in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes ago?
 

ChandlerFan

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I just had this crazy idea. Do you guys remember someone that left behind something outrageous?

I'm just wondering how you can post something completely awesome.

Or extremely ridiculous in the morning 45 minutes ago?
I have no idea what you're talking about...
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I just had several kids. Do you guys remember doing this in the first place? how you would take someone else's quote, and post out outrageous chopping ridiculous minutes?
I just had several kids. Do you guys remember doing this in the first place? how you would take someone else's quote, and post out outrageous chopping ridiculous minutes?
 
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Arlene89

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I am literally laughing with tears right now. THIS. IS. AWESOME. Oh man, I have to leave in half an hour for work. :(
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I am literally laughing with tears right now. THIS. IS. AWESOME. Oh man, I have to leave in half an hour for work. :(
I am literallly awesome. I have to leave in half an hour for laughing tears.
 

gypsygirl

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Sep 19, 2012
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I just had this crazy idea. Do you guys remember doing this as kids (If you guys even did this in the first place) how you would take someone else's sentences, and rub out several words so that what is left behind is something crazy and outrageous?
I'm just wondering... you know how you can reply to someone's quote and backspace parts that you don't need... well, is it possible to take a post and make it say something completely different by chopping out parts? Because that would be awesome.

Or is this just extremely ridiculous because it's 5:15am in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes ago?

I've decided. I want another one bites the dust played at my funeral. It's going in the will :p
i've decided that another one bites the dust at my funeral, it's in the will.
 
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DuchessAimee

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So I'm running an experiment with my pancreas and insulin. Because I tend to run high, I'm injecting more than prescribed. Not a lot, just... anyway, I don't know how to lower my glucose levels without gradually injecting myself with "too much". I need to get below 150 and stay there.
 

Fenner

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All of this talk of funerals,bodies, whatever, got me thinking. Something tragic happened to a friend of a friend this week. He was killed in a canoeing accident and he was only 33, had a wife and two year old Son. I called my friend to give her and her Husband my condolences, she told me when the funeral was and how he wanted a green burial. I didn't know what that was, apparently there is no embalming fluid used and she wasn't sure what he'd be buried in. I never thought about that. I was an acquaintance of his and new that he was very environmentally conscious. My wishes are to be cremated and if it's possible if they want to do something with my ashes I'd like a tree planted with them. Anyhow I'm praying for his wife and son.
 

Jilly81

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So, my assistant came to me this morning and greeted me outside. After I prayed for her healing yesterday, I forgot to ask about how her swelling was doing. When I saw her approach me, she had a big grin on her face and said, "You won't believe this, but after you prayed for me, my swelling went down in about 5 minutes!" Apparently she had been suffering from the skin reaction for several days now.

I got crazy excited with her, and then I started talking about Jesus and how wonderful He is and a bit about my own testimony and the amazing emotional healing He has done in my life. Then I stopped and realised I was talking 100 m/ph so I laughed about how good I am at rambling on. She said she didn't mind at all and in fact wished she had people around her who talked to her about their Christian faith.

Man, God has been doing wonderful things lately and He just keeps blowing my mind.
How in the name of conscience did that not get more likes than that, Arlene ;D? So glad to hear that she was so blessed by the whole thing and got to hear the Gospel as well. Thank You, Jesus :').
 
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ww_21

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When I get home my mom is making me go to a Hindu prayer thing for a funeral I DON'T WAAAAAAAN TO!! (Yes I'm actually yelling it) I'M READY TO KICK AND SCREAM AND HAVE A TANTRUM. I HATE HINDUISM. I HATE FUNERALS. I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!
 

DuchessAimee

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When I get home my mom is making me go to a Hindu prayer thing for a funeral I DON'T WAAAAAAAN TO!! (Yes I'm actually yelling it) I'M READY TO KICK AND SCREAM AND HAVE A TANTRUM. I HATE HINDUISM. I HATE FUNERALS. I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!!


Go, because it honors your mother and the person who died. However, pray the whole time. Pray for the family, pray for the people who attended, pray for anything God puts on your heart. And don't forget to pray for yourself as well.
 

blue_ladybug

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I'm married to my cat. You would think she could help me out around the house, ya know, clean her own potty box and clean up her own hairball vomit..But nooooo, she leaves it all right there for me to do!! I cook and clean for her, I play with her, I buy her toys and pet her..and she sits her lazy butt around here all day making ME do HER dirty work!!! :) :mad: :p :eek:

Aarrghh!! **runs screaming out of the room** :)
 
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JustAnotherUser

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I'm married to my cat. You would think she could help me out around the house, ya know, clean her own potty box and clean up her own hairball vomit..But nooooo, she leaves it all right there for me to do!! I cook and clean for her, I play with her, I buy her toys and pet her..and she sits her lazy butt around here all day making ME do HER dirty work!!! :) :mad::p :eek:

Aarrghh!! **runs screaming out of the room** :)

Try having four times that amount. I guess the good thing about it is that they keep each other company, otherwise if they want human interaction then they come over to me. Two of them tend to keep to themselves a lot, however. One of them makes a funny noise when he's ready to spit up, almost like he's saying 'oh no!' so I'll know when they have some nice hairballs coming up just for me. :p

I love them, though. I see them more like kids since sometimes they act like spoiled little brats, one even throws her own little tantrum and bugs the heck out of me when she doesn't get her way. LOL!
 

Fenner

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I made a really good low carb flat bread pizza. I bought these 60 calorie 4 grams of carbs, honey wheat wraps. Took one of those, put it on a cookie sheet, put my pizza stuff on it and baked it at 450 degrees for 10 minutes. It was 240 calories, and 6 grams of carbs. Done good I did. That was a redneck Yoda in case you didn't get it.