Why is it that... (A game)

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Donkeyfish07

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rachelsedge said:
Why is it that my cats think that it's the best idea in the world to pretend that my room is their personal race track (with my bed as an obstacle) that they must conquer at 2 in the morning?
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Because you haven't thrown the milk ring enough that day ;)
 
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Shouryu

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Why is it that lately, all I want to do at work is take a nap because I'm only getting 5 hours of sleep every night (how has my body not gone into overtraining), but when I get home, all I do is stay up until half-past midnight blabbing with people here?

(You're all enablers!!!)
 
CatHerder

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[video=youtube;fGEYFE7e_R8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEYFE7e_R8[/video]
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DuchessAimee

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CatHerder said:
[video=youtube;fGEYFE7e_R8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEYFE7e_R8[/video]
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Very clever, but this isn't the game we're playing. Why do you feel the need to break the rules? :p
 
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SeatBelt

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...that I can't ever locate the documents that I need?
...that even after having a year to get all my documents in order I am perhaps worse off than before?
...that I am so incredibly intimidated by paperwork?
...that I forget that in any setting 80% of the answer to that last one is Dyslexia?
 
zeroturbulence

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Fenner said:
Why is it when I go through a drive thru the person ahead of me is ordering for 50 people who don't know what they want?

Why is it that the children who live in my neighborhood and play with my children come to my house hungry?
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1. That seems to happen to me too.

2. Kids are always hungry.

3. :)
 
AsifinPassing

AsifinPassing

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Why is it that...

...the OP knows 'Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead', but the audiences my partner and I preformed it for didn't?

...his opening rant was something I'm guilty of?

...inevitably, everything you do will be found offensive, annoying, or otherwise negatively seen by someone somewhere in world?
 
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NukePooch

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CatHerder said:
[video=youtube;fGEYFE7e_R8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEYFE7e_R8[/video]
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Why is it I can't figure out which of these two guys is Julio, Nod's boyfriend?
 
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NukePooch

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rachelsedge said:
Why is it that my cats think that it's the best idea in the world to pretend that my room is their personal race track (with my bed as an obstacle) that they must conquer at 2 in the morning?
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Why is it that our human doesn't realize that off-road racing at night with no headlights is so much more fulfilling than simple through-the-legs-of-the-person-carrying-hot-coffee road racing during the day? --signed, the cats
 
Fenner

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NukePooch said:
Why is it that you don't see you could solve both problems by giving the hungry neighborhood children to the drive-thru line guy?
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Great idea, thanks!
 
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Ariel82

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CatHerder said:
[video=youtube;fGEYFE7e_R8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEYFE7e_R8[/video]
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why is it that after watching this video, I want to find someone to play this game with? :)
 
T_Laurich

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Why is it that as a parting gift for graduation, my teachers decide to bombard me with homework and tests?

I have done 13 hours of homework over the weekend and 5 hours last night, while preparing for the 4 test's I have today and the 4 if memory serves me correctly tomorrow. Also going to have at least another 7 hours of homework tonight...

Why is it people say college will be harder? :p
 
SarahM777

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Why is it that weather forcasters can be wrong most of the time and they still have jobs? :p
 
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psychomom

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why is it the creators of Windows 8 have not been terribly, terribly fired?
 
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Jullianna

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Why am I awake?
 
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Jullianna

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Why can't some people understand that there is a difference between sharing truth to expose lies and attacking people in a hatemongering way?
 
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Jullianna

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why does it taste like banana pudding when you eat a banana and drink milk at the same time?
 
Fenner

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why is it my son tells me on the way out the door to school that he needs his Latin book that he made, but he never showed you because he didn't want to? SO you put it in the recycling bin then you both have to dig through the bin at 7:55 AM.

Why is it that new tires on display smell so good?
 
CatHerder

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Why is belly button lint always blue, no matter what color shirt I wear?

Why is the only available gas pump always on the opposite side of where my gas tank is on my car, forcing me to back into the spot?

When accompanying the choir, why is my impossible page turn followed by a key change when the other piano player gets her page turn during a four measure rest?
 
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