Why is it that... (A game)

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SeatBelt

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...we have more old threads than a swanky vintage clothing store?
...that people keep responding to them after the first gremlin bumps them back from the dead?
...that this irritates me like burlap toilet paper?

(Everything posted on this thread should be a question starting with the prompt. This is much like the game of questions from "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead." It makes my rant much less meaningless and much more fun.)
 
Fenner

Fenner

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Jan 26, 2013
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Why is it when I go through a drive thru the person ahead of me is ordering for 50 people who don't know what they want?

Why is it that the children who live in my neighborhood and play with my children come to my house hungry?
 
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MissCris

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Why is it that I am completely incapable of doing anything else while I'm on the phone?

...why is it that my best friend somehow ONLY ever calls when I'm finally doing a project I should have done a month ago?

Why is it that people think it's somehow cool to take pictures of themselves in their bathrooms (and some of them don't even clean it first)?
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Why is that it always rains when I believe the weather forecaster when she says it will be cloudy but dry all day and I leave my umbrella at home?
Why is it that everyone spells my name with a J instead of a G?
Why is it that when I get second place in my exam, my mother says never mind , maybe next time you will get first.
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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Apr 27, 2011
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Why is it I will bite into hot food, knowing it will burn my tongue, then act surprised when it happens?

Why is it that I remember to do laundry at 9pm at night?

Why is it that I think weird things are funny?

Why is it that noses run when you eat spicy things?

Why is it that some chick keeps calling me asking for Julio? Julio doesn't live here!
 
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Powemm

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Why is it that . Swanky old vintage stores have old threads at new prices ?
 
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FAITHFULGILLIAN

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Why is it that every times I try to contact Julio, some girl with an American accent answers my call and says he doesn't live there?
 
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Jullianna

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Why is it that people become elitists and want to exclude others from things?
 
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NukePooch

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Why is it that my friend Julio can't ever get a girl to call him back?
 
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NukePooch

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Fenner said:
Why is it when I go through a drive thru the person ahead of me is ordering for 50 people who don't know what they want?

Why is it that the children who live in my neighborhood and play with my children come to my house hungry?
Click to expand...

Why is it that you don't see you could solve both problems by giving the hungry neighborhood children to the drive-thru line guy?
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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Why is it some chick keeps calling my boyfriend Julio?
 
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J-Kay

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Why is it the fun things are in the Christian Singles Forum ?
 
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Jullianna

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Why is it that everyone can't be as much fun as we are?
 
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OceanGrl

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Why is it that Monday's always are the hardest and most blah day to get through?
 
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Ariel82

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i'm tired but not sleepy?
 
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MissCris

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Why is it that I'm tired enough to go to sleep at 8:30 when my son goes to bed, but then I drag my feet for the next couple hours about actually getting to bed?
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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Oct 15, 2012
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Why is it that I sometimes dread taking a shower because I just don't feel that I have the energy, but then once I'm in the shower I don't want to get out?
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Why is it that sometimes I'll really want a soda, so I get up off the couch....go into the kitchen to get one and get some weird form of amnesia that makes me forget what I went in there for? Then I don't remember and go sit back down and I'm like "Crap! I forgot my soda".......I go back into the kitchen, and I forget again!.....I catch myself this time before I get all the way back in the other room so I head back to the kitchen.....then the phone rings. I have a short conversation, get back off the phone......then I go sit down again.......then I realize that I still didn't get my soda.

I don't have a blonde hair on my body but I do that kind of stuff more often than most :p.
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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Oct 15, 2012
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Why is it that my cats think that it's the best idea in the world to pretend that my room is their personal race track (with my bed as an obstacle) that they must conquer at 2 in the morning?
 
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