What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

[Lynx]

I know a woman is dateable when......................... she says "Excuse me" after she inadvertently burps during our romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant.

I know a woman is undateable when...................... she burps very loudly during our romantic dinner, and she says to me "Try beating that one, Punk!!!"

And if a woman inadvertently burps during dinner, the man proves he is undateable if he promptly tries to beat her burp.

 

[Human]

And if a woman inadvertently burps during dinner, the man proves he is undateable if he promptly tries to beat her burp.

I'd consider a woman like that a total catch. I want a woman who tries to burp louder than me and succeeds! Who attempts to out-eat me and who doesn't order salad because it's the 'lady-like thing to do'. The kind who turns up to a date in converse, jeans, tank top and a hair-braid, who doesn't care if her underarms haven't been shaved in a couple days. Someone who challenges me intellectually, who defies convention, who drinks beer and watches football with me on a Saturday afternoon. Someone who doesn't mind when I mess up and above all who respects me enough to accept me as a person rather than see me as a work in progress towards some perfectionist ideal of ''what a man is meant to be''.

What makes a woman dateable is when she's real and honest, genuine and interested. There's no room in modern dating for the rigid etiquette of bygone days, and I think life's far too short to make fuss for fuss's sake.

 

[GuessWho]

I'd consider a woman like that a total catch. I want a woman who tries to burp louder than me and succeeds! Who attempts to out-eat me and who doesn't order salad because it's the 'lady-like thing to do'. The kind who turns up to a date in converse, jeans, tank top and a hair-braid, who doesn't care if her underarms haven't been shaved in a couple days. Someone who challenges me intellectually, who defies convention, who drinks beer and watches football with me on a Saturday afternoon. Someone who doesn't mind when I mess up and above all who respects me enough to accept me as a person rather than see me as a work in progress towards some perfectionist ideal of ''what a man is meant to be''.

What makes a woman dateable is when she's real and honest, genuine and interested. There's no room in modern dating for the rigid etiquette of bygone days, and I think life's far too short to make fuss for fuss's sake.

As I read what type of woman you like I remembered the characters (that became an annoying cliche to me) that Sandra Bullock plays in almost all the movies she's in.

 

[GuessWho]

And if a woman inadvertently burps during dinner, the man proves he is undateable if he promptly tries to beat her burp.

Or worse, if he challenges her with a fart. Eeeewwww!

 

[Human]

As I read what type of woman you like I remembered the characters (that became an annoying cliche to me) that Sandra Bullock plays in almost all the movies she's in.

Now that's a dateable woman!

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I'd consider a woman like that a total catch. I want a woman who tries to burp louder than me and succeeds! Who attempts to out-eat me and who doesn't order salad because it's the 'lady-like thing to do'. The kind who turns up to a date in converse, jeans, tank top and a hair-braid, who doesn't care if her underarms haven't been shaved in a couple days. Someone who challenges me intellectually, who defies convention, who drinks beer and watches football with me on a Saturday afternoon. Someone who doesn't mind when I mess up and above all who respects me enough to accept me as a person rather than see me as a work in progress towards some perfectionist ideal of ''what a man is meant to be''.

What makes a woman dateable is when she's real and honest, genuine and interested. There's no room in modern dating for the rigid etiquette of bygone days, and I think life's far too short to make fuss for fuss's sake.

I'm sorry what?



I blacked out after the part about underarm hair.

 

[Human]

I'm sorry what?

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I blacked out after the part about underarm hair.

I know, it's a crazy, novel idea, but what if ... humans naturally aren't bald from the neck down :O

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

I know, it's a crazy, novel idea, but what if ... humans naturally aren't bald from the neck down :O

I know it's purely a cultural thing, and a frivolous one at that. It fascinates me that it is deeply enough engrained in me that I cannot move past it. I'd feel more comfortable burping the ABCs in front of you, and THAT is saying a lot.

 

[Tintin]

Haha! I love this thread!

 

[GuessWho]

I know it's purely a cultural thing, and a frivolous one at that. It fascinates me that it is deeply enough engrained in me that I cannot move past it. I'd feel more comfortable burping the ABCs in front of you, and THAT is saying a lot.

So cousin "it" from the Addams's family can kiss goodbye the possibility of a date with you.

 

[Susanna]

I'd consider a woman like that a total catch. I want a woman who tries to burp louder than me and succeeds! Who attempts to out-eat me and who doesn't order salad because it's the 'lady-like thing to do'. The kind who turns up to a date in converse, jeans, tank top and a hair-braid, who doesn't care if her underarms haven't been shaved in a couple days. Someone who challenges me intellectually, who defies convention, who drinks beer and watches football with me on a Saturday afternoon. Someone who doesn't mind when I mess up and above all who respects me enough to accept me as a person rather than see me as a work in progress towards some perfectionist ideal of ''what a man is meant to be''.

What makes a woman dateable is when she's real and honest, genuine and interested. There's no room in modern dating for the rigid etiquette of bygone days, and I think life's far too short to make fuss for fuss's sake.

I'm not saying a girl shouldn't be like that, bless her heart, but do you, being a guy, really believe that a girl like this would go for you?

 

[Human]

I'm not saying a girl shouldn't be like that, bless her heart, but do you, being a guy, really believe that a girl like this would go for you?

Why wouldn't I?

 

[Descyple]

I know a woman is dateable when..................... she takes me with her for a "two-for-the-price-of-one" day at her hair salon.

I know a woman is undateable when................. we leave the salon and her bouffant hair-cut is slightly higher than mine!!!

 

[Roh_Chris]

I'd consider a woman like that a total catch. I want a woman who tries to burp louder than me and succeeds! Who attempts to out-eat me and who doesn't order salad because it's the 'lady-like thing to do'. The kind who turns up to a date in converse, jeans, tank top and a hair-braid, who doesn't care if her underarms haven't been shaved in a couple days. Someone who challenges me intellectually, who defies convention, who drinks beer and watches football with me on a Saturday afternoon. Someone who doesn't mind when I mess up and above all who respects me enough to accept me as a person rather than see me as a work in progress towards some perfectionist ideal of ''what a man is meant to be''.

What makes a woman dateable is when she's real and honest, genuine and interested. There's no room in modern dating for the rigid etiquette of bygone days, and I think life's far too short to make fuss for fuss's sake.

Okay, I threw up in my mouth after the "underarms haven't been shaved" part. But interesting post, nonetheless...

And this coming from a son of the Union Jack? I am surprised!

 

[AzureAfire]

I know a woman is dateable when..................... she takes me with her for a "two-for-the-price-of-one" day at her hair salon.

I know a woman is undateable when................. we leave the salon and her bouffant hair-cut is slightly higher than mine!!!


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I don't mean you out-height your bouffant do, Descyple I requested that the hair stylist make mine at least 3 inches higher than yours, so when I wear my 3-inch high heels, I'd be approximately as tall as you are that'd be awesome!!! I showed her this pic, so I think she got the idea....

 

[Descyple]

I don't mean you out-height your bouffant do, Descyple I requested that the hair stylist make mine at least 3 inches higher than yours, so when I wear my 3-inch high heels, I'd be approximately as tall as you are that'd be awesome!!! I showed her this pic, so I think she got the idea....


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Hey AzureAfire, I'm the guy in the background of the photo who is looking at the girl's bouffant with both intrigue and stand-offish fear!!!

 

[dliz]

Guys, please if you like a girl pleaseeee never attempt to criticize her then later on flower with compliments!!!! Seriously, that kind of style will lead you nowhere.

 

[Descyple]

I know a woman is dateable when.......................... she lets me compliment her on her beautiful eyes.

I know a woman is undateable when........................ after I've complimented her on her eyes, she does not compliment me in return regarding my even more beautiful emerald green eyes.


Hey, the only reason I compliment a woman is to get even better compliments back to me. I'm a business man and it's all about "Investing In Compounding Complimental Returns" for me!!!

 

[ServantStrike]

I know a woman is dateable when.......................... she lets me compliment her on her beautiful eyes.

I know a woman is undateable when........................ after I've complimented her on her eyes, she does not compliment me in return regarding my even more beautiful emerald green eyes.


Hey, the only reason I compliment a woman is to get even better compliments back to me. I'm a business man and it's all about "Investing In Compounding Complimental Returns" for me!!!

Hmm... compounding love interest....


It's a good thing credit card companies haven't cracked that one yet, or I can think of a lot of people that would be in serious debt.

 

[Roh_Chris]

I know a woman is dateable when ................ she beats me at an all-you-can-eat-buffet.

I know a woman is undateable when ................ she lets out a loud burp at the end of the meal and does not excuse herself for it.