What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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Descyple

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What do you look for to determine if someone is Dateable or Non Dateable???

I created this thread for humor sake, but feel free to give serious answers (but realize that serious answers immediately place you in the "Non Dateable" category!!!).


I know a woman is dateable when.............. she hears my jokes and still wants to talk to me the next day!!!

I know a woman is dateable when.............. she gives me her real phone number as opposed to the number of a local sanitarium!!!

I know a woman is non dateable when............ her husband shows up on your first date with her!!! Yikes!!!

I know a woman is non dateable when............ she believes in courtship - nuff said!!!
 
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I know a man is dateable when he doesn't pursue a restraining order when he sees me affectionately peeping on him outside his window - not dateable when he has a double x chromosome!

If you don't get this joke then I'm not dateable!
 
zeroturbulence

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Loves animals - Dateable

Loves children - Dateable

Loves chocolate - Very Dateable

Loves airplanes - Marry Me Now!!!!

:p :D
 
Descyple

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luv said:
I know a man is dateable when he doesn't pursue a restraining order when he sees me affectionately peeping on him outside his window
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Hey, just because I haven't called the police on you yet, that doesn't mean I'm dateable. It just means I think you make a good lawn ornament (Woo Hah!!!).
 
Liamson

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A woman is dateable when..... They suck at small talk.

A woman is dateable when..... She knows how to drive a Manual Transmission.

A woman is Undateable when... They have an effervescent and all consuming love for Horses.

A woman is Undateable when... They never ask questions and simply aren't curious about anything.
 
maxwel

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A woman is datable when...

she doesn't ask what kind of meat is in the stew, or why her cat is missing.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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A woman is dateable when..............she can appreciate the kinds of music I listen to w/out judging me or wearing earplugs.

A woman is dateable when..............she will laugh at my demented & sometimes sick & twisted sense of humor.

A woman is undateable when...............she collects precious moments figurines & has multiple bowls of potpourri in her home.

A woman is undateable when.................she has never seen one single Star Wars film & has no desire to.
 
Liamson

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iTOREtheSKY said:
A woman is dateable when..............she can appreciate the kinds of music I listen to w/out judging me or wearing earplugs.

A woman is dateable when..............she will laugh at my demented & sometimes sick & twisted sense of humor.

A woman is undateable when...............she collects precious moments figurines & has multiple bowls of potpourri in her home.

A woman is undateable when.................she has never seen one single Star Wars film & has no desire to.
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*HIGH FIVE*

I hate precious moments figurines!

We should be friends. =D
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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LOL..indeed! ^5
 
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A man is non-dateable when.... he constantly talks about cars and wont let me ask anything.

A man is un- dateable when.....he invites you to his moms basement where he plans to live all his life.

A man is dateable when...he will willingly get into a random paint fight with you.

A man is dateable when....he doesnt mind going on late night fast car rides with the music blasting.
 
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Greenolive

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A man is dateable when he likes my cooking even if its a take-out:)

A man is undateable when he asks me to pick him up on our first date.
 
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a woman is dateable when she wont mind staying in and saving money
a woman is undateable when she cheats uses or lies to her man
 
CatHerder

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What makes a woman dateable? Her personality.

What makes a woman undateable? Her personality.
 
Descyple

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I know a woman is dateable when.............. I find out she uses the same hair products as I do!!!

I know a woman is dateable when.............. I ask who her favorite actor is, and she says to me "Brad Pitt, because he reminds me of you!!!"

I know a woman is dateable when.............. she has perfect 20/20 vision (see answer above for an example)



I know a woman is undateable when........... she can do the Running Man dance better than me (my Running Man must be the sole focus of attention on the dance floor!!!)

I know a woman is undateable when........... I ask her if she likes my green eyes and she says "The color green makes me vomit"

I know a woman is undateable when........... she cries during the movie "The Notebook" but then laughs at me for crying during the movie "It's A Wonderful Life" - (Ryan Gosling ain't got nothing on George Bailey!!!).
 
Theygaveutheirworst

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isaria

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what wonderful answers. ;)



Not sure if personality would put me off immediately as someone can look and seem wonderful and be truly horrid and awful (we seen the thrillers etc ) and someone can appear to be bad and truly be good .
Things are not always as they seem...
But probably correct , personality may put me off also.





undateable if they happen to be the people i am currently trying remove from me ala restraining order styling in every way shape and format.


Also : be careful online.

Heard theres such things as someone chatting with someone for 3 years or more and be taking files, information, pictures, gaining trust and then using it against you and hack your computer, heard of identity theft and if have all information and physical things .
If they also have others in on it they can ruin lifes, steal more than you could imagine, betrayal.


To some it may be the oooonly friend they have.

Or to a lonely man (or woman) whom happy finally found friend chatt with and then get money stolen or pictures used or accounts hacked, identity theft, surgery and you name it and dont be suprised as i shake my head in disbelief in the things they actually do............


Even if you have their address, name and birth date... still : be careful.

I actually dont feel like i ever been on a real date.
Feel like i had "online dates" .


Best dating wishes for us and may our dates be blessed.
 
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Liamson said:
A woman is dateable when..... They suck at small talk.

A woman is dateable when..... She knows how to drive a Manual Transmission.

A woman is Undateable when... They have an effervescent and all consuming love for Horses.


A woman is Undateable when... They never ask questions and simply aren't curious about anything.
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Pardon me, excuse me politely sir?
But could you go a little more in-depth on answers 1 and 4 please? ..
I'm just taking notes .. Thank you kindly :)
 
Liamson

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Hi, how are you doing?

I'm doing fine, how are you?

I'm good, how is the weather in (Insert place they are from) today?

It is good, how is it there?

Also good. I'm growing organic food in my garden.

That is good. I too am growing organic food in my garden.

I went to the gym today and worked out.

I too went for a run this morning.

Well, have a good day.

You too, have a good day.





That is small talk. Its like the filler of life's conversations. Its boring, hollow, shallow and repetitive. I don't care what anyone had for breakfast, what color their toothpaste is, or how their deodorant smells.

A woman who is deeply curious about the universe and its people, asks why, and there is nothing small about that.
 
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Ariel82

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what's wrong with growing organic food? its tastier....

undateable........someone who thinks anything green should be fed to the rabbit to fatten it up before cooking it.
 
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