How about some Good Clean Humor

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ptlman

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There is a little girl who wants to know where humans came from, so she first goes to her Dad. "Daddy, where did we come from?"

The Daddy thought for a second and said, "Well. God created us in His image." The little girl says, "Thank You Daddy," and walks away.

Two days later the little girl goes to her Mom and says, "Mommy, where did we come from?"

The Mommy thought for a second and said, "Well, were evolved from Apes." The little girl says, "Thank You Mommy," and walks away.

Two days later the little girl comes back to her Daddy and says, "Daddy, why did Mommy tell me that we evolved from Apes and you told me that we were created by God?"

The Daddy thought for a second and said, "Well, she told you about her side of the family and I told you about mine!"
 
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ptlman

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There is this guy who is in a co-ed seminary. He finds verses in the Bible to live his life by. No choice or decision has not been made whithout a corresponding Bible verse.

He had never been on a date and he found a girl who he was attracted to. He thougth to himself that it would be nice to date her. He found that there was nothing in the Bible that would prevent him from dating her. So he finally got enough courage to ask her out. She was interested in him to so she said yes.

They went out Friday night and had a great time. As they walked up to her Dorm room, she kept walking to the porch and he turned and walked away. This baffled the girl. This guy asked her out the next week and they went out on Friday night. Had a great time and when they got to her place, he did the same thing. He turned and walked away. She was wondering what she did wrong. She began to think about how he always needed scripture to do something.

He found in Scripture the next day that you are to greet people with a Holy Kiss, so He asked his professor if this would allow him to kiss this girl he's been dating. The professor said that the kiss you're referring to is not mentioned in this verse. He was saddened by this and kept searching the Scripture.

He decided to ask the girl out again. She said yes and they went out again. They had a wonderful time. They were arriving to the spot where he would usually turn and walk away. She turned to him, grabbed him, and gave him a big kiss. He began saying "Bible Verse, Bible Verse, Bible Verse," She said, "do unto others as you want done unto yourself" and kissed him again.
 
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