Your Book of Love or Your Book of Substitutes

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kenthomas27

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#21
A Catcher in the Bye Bye

Chapter 1. Holden Leaves His Shell
2. Inventing Lies and Buying Hats
3. Sad Encounter with Sunny
4. Completely Blowing It With Sally
5. Phenomenal Phail at Phoebe
5. Holden Goes Home to Shell


I swear I was only a hair's breath away from being John Hinkley






Aimee, are you the only one who gets this?
 

Liamson

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Feb 3, 2010
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#22
(Insert clever title here about Love and its Alternatives)

Prologue: Por que no?! (because, why not?)

Chapter 1: The Curiosity of Discovery (Self and Emotional Discovery)

Chapter 2: The Toll Road to Disneyland (Happily ever after? its going to cost you)

Chapter 3: Won't you be my neighbor? (Boundaries and Inclusiveness)

Chapter 4: Mastodon, Pterodactyl, Triceratops.... (We are all parts of a whole)

Chapter 5: Save the Dragon, Slay the Princess? (When we choose Evil)

Chapter 6: Chastity, Charity and Chernobyl (The Destructive nature of Selfish Desire)

Chapter 7: Paving over the Fault Lines (When the foundation is bad, don't ignore it)

Chapter 8: The Pearl of Great Prostitution (Quick Love vs True Love)

Chapter 9: The Taste of a Poison Paradise (Baggage, Sin and Love)

Chapter 10: How to Wash the Glitter out of your Pajamas (Learning from your mistakes)

Chapter 11: Caterpie to Butterfree (Rebirth and Letting Go)

Chapter 12: All that is Gold does not Glitter (Renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be King.)
 

DuchessAimee

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Apr 27, 2011
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#23
A Catcher in the Bye Bye

Chapter 1. Holden Leaves His Shell
2. Inventing Lies and Buying Hats
3. Sad Encounter with Sunny
4. Completely Blowing It With Sally
5. Phenomenal Phail at Phoebe
5. Holden Goes Home to Shell


I swear I was only a hair's breath away from being John Hinkley






Aimee, are you the only one who gets this?


I just might be! I'm a fan of Catcher.
 
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GreenNnice

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#24
Love to Love: A Tale of two 'L's.
Which 'Love' should you love?



OKee, I have the title, anyway :D
 

Descyple

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Jun 7, 2010
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#25
Here's chapters 17-19 of my book "Love Hurts, Chocolate Heals"

Chapter 17 - "If Love Hurts and Chocolate Heals, Why Do We Keep Seeking Love and Not Eat More Chocolate? Answer: We Are Starving Masochists"

Chapter 18 - "Why It's So Much Easier To Get Rid of Melted Chocolate off Your Hands and Fingers Then It Is To Get Rid of That Searing and Scorching Pain In Your Heart Caused By Your Last Failed Relationship"

Chapter 19 - Why Chocolate-Covered "Anything" Is More Healthier Than Love-Covered "Nothing"


No, I'm not bitter, but I am hungry. Now where did I put that 10 pound bag of Chunky Chips Ahoy???
 

Fenner

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Jan 26, 2013
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1. I'd love you, but I'm to busy admiring myself in the mirror.

2. 101 excuses to get out of a date:

1. There's a Lassie marathon on TV Land.

2. I ripped my pants.

3. I realized your mean and I don't like you.

4. I have the plague.

5. My cat has the flu.