If you were to write your own "Book of Love" regarding what you envision love to be, what would you call it and what would the chapter titles be?
As a more fun alternative, if you were to write your own "Book of Substitutes" regarding what you put in the place of missing love in your life, what would you call it and what would the chapter titles be?
For those of you who know me, this thread is meant to be humorous. For those of you who don't know me, I feel sorry for you!!!
My own Book of Substitutes would be called.......
"Love Hurts, Chocolate Heals"
Subtitle - Cocoa Beans Are The Balm of the Solitary Soul
Chapter 1 - Love Is Temporary, But Fudge Is Forever
Chapter 2 - Everything I Do, I Do It For Cake (Why Bryan Adams Got It Wrong)
Chapter 3 - Choose Tummy Aches, Not Heart Aches