Polar Vortex 2014: Its so cold out that....

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persNickety

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So much of the US and Canada are stuck in a Polar Vortex. Cold dense rotating arctic air. And as a Canadian, one of ways of surviving the bitter cold (aside from drinking beer) is to complain YET boast that we have it worse than you do. Usually best done through witty analogies and comparisons.

Anyone wanna play?


Its so cold out that.....
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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It's so cold out that it's not raining men at the gay Canadian night clubs it's raining snowmen!
 
Descyple

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It's so cold out.............................. even my breath is afraid to leave my mouth, and when it finally does, it spells out the words "Help Me".
 
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BananaPie

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Roger. Reporting -3F = -19.4 C. Over.
 
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BananaPie

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It's so cold out here that the toothpaste froze in the bathroom cabinet.
 
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Shouryu

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It was so cold out today that I went to church without wearing a jacket. I DID wear my sunglasses. And I thought about putting the top down on my car, but figured it was too much trouble for a five minute drive to church.

Wait, what was the question?
 
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persNickety

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Shouryu said:
It was so cold out today that I went to church without wearing a jacket. I DID wear my sunglasses. And I thought about putting the top down on my car, but figured it was too much trouble for a five minute drive to church.

Wait, what was the question?
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*Points towards the exit* You know what to do.
 
Descyple

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Shouryu said:
It was so cold out today that I went to church without wearing a jacket. I DID wear my sunglasses. And I thought about putting the top down on my car, but figured it was too much trouble for a five minute drive to church.

Wait, what was the question?
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The question was................. What does Shouryu do to look like "The Fonz on the way to church?"
 
Descyple

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It's so cold in Canada right now........................ even the Penguins are asking Mother Nature "ARE YOU SERIOUS???"
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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It was SO cold..... i wore my flip flops to church and drove with my windows down and sun roof open.
 
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persNickety

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Its so cold out that even the local animal rights groups are giving up and wearing fur
 
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persNickety

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Its so cold out that the fur trade industry is more alive and kicking than it has been in 100 years. Beaver pelt hat anyone?
 
lil_christian

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persNickety said:
So much of the US and Canada are stuck in a Polar Vortex. Cold dense rotating arctic air. And as a Canadian, one of ways of surviving the bitter cold (aside from drinking beer) is to complain YET boast that we have it worse than you do. Usually best done through witty analogies and comparisons.

Anyone wanna play?


Its so cold out that.....
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It's so cold out that when I go down to my (uninsulated) basement to do laundry, I have to put on my winter coat. Just to do laundry.

It was a very cold weekend for me.
 
Descyple

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Canada is so cold right now...................... I've got frost bite in places on my body that I didn't even know existed!!!
 
LightningClap0002

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It's so cold that the snowmen petitioned for relocation to a warmer locale. I think they were asking to be brought to Pluto.
 
Descyple

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It's so cold in Canada right now.................. that we Canadians are considering going to war with the U.S. for the sole purpose of losing so we could be taken prisoner by Americans and put into prison camps hopefully in Florida!!!

A jail cell with a beautiful ocean view would be nice right about now!!!
 
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BananaPie

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Descyple said:
It's so cold in Canada right now........................ even the Penguins are asking Mother Nature "ARE YOU SERIOUS???"
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LOL... Penguins? ...in Canada? :rolleyes:
 
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BananaPie

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It's so cold out that the Canadians are confusing the polar bears for penguins. :)
 
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