Odd concoction of skills

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Arlene89

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Do you have any skills or abilities you have learnt that are slightly quirky or odd? Maybe unexpected? Is there a heart felt story behind how you came to learn this skill and who was involved? Is it a fond memory, or one you would rather soon be forgotten?

So, I'll go first...

When I was young, we didn't have many toys so my brother and I would find creative ways to muse ourselves. It was during one particular school holiday when I was about seven years old, I was watching my dad build or fix something using a variety of tools from hammers to power tools. I was intrigued and asked if I could use them too. For two days, my dad taught me how to use the hammer, saw and cordless drill with his careful instruction (and probably a lot of barking about how I was doing it wrong). But he made sure that I knew how to use these things well then left me to my own devices. I had so much fun exploring ways to use these things and was eventually building things like slanted kids size seats and things.

When ever a fence was built, cement was paved, house needed to be painted, trees chopped down, even as a little girl, my father involved myself and my brother and gave us quite some responsibility in the process. He always instructed us on how to do it right to the point he felt it was safe to walk away for a little break (maybe that's why he taught us!).

Now, at work, if hooks need to go in the wall or something needs to be nailed in, I usually volunteer before they call in the handy man since I feel quite at home with a drill or hammer in my hand.

So, after that long walk down memory lane, what's your story?
 
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I found out that I can actually fly a real plane. The place I worked at used to put lettering on cars and trucks and one day one of the local business owners needed lettering on his new plane (just the registration number) and my boss mentioned to him how I loved planes and so they made a deal that the installation fee would be waived if he took me up for a short flight.

I told him that I'd been playing microsoft flight simulator for years and that I had a yoke and rudder pedals at home so he actually let me take complete control of the plane right after takeoff. I flew it for about an hour. We did turns and climbs and decents all without autopilot. I even managed to follow the GPS route back towards the airport on the moving map display (he had to do the landing though).

He said that he never once felt like he had to help me and couldn't believe that I'd never flown a plane before. The highlight of the day was seeing a boeing 737 pass us about 1000' below us to our left. It was the coolest thing I ever saw and the coolest day of my life. :)
 
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I have a nice little collection of quirky and odd skills that I may or may not ever need to use again.

-I taught myself how to root rose cuttings, and had a mist propagation system built out of a weird collection of household items that I could use to get a very nice root system established on a green cutting in as little as 10 days. Had hundreds of little roses potted in my back yard, years ago.

-I know how to milk a dairygoat, band a goat, birth a goat, trim goat hooves, give a goat injections, clip a goat for show, register and show a goat. Yep... never gonna need any of that. :p

-I know how to make a fishing net. (My grandfather was a professional fisherman in the Mississippi back in the day. He made his own nets.)

-I know how to apply henna, face paint, or glitter tattoos. That actually is a useful and relevant skill for me, but ya know. It's a little odd.
 

maxwel

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I have a nice little collection of quirky and odd skills that I may or may not ever need to use again.

-I taught myself how to root rose cuttings, and had a mist propagation system built out of a weird collection of household items that I could use to get a very nice root system established on a green cutting in as little as 10 days. Had hundreds of little roses potted in my back yard, years ago.

-I know how to milk a dairygoat, band a goat, birth a goat, trim goat hooves, give a goat injections, clip a goat for show, register and show a goat. Yep... never gonna need any of that. :p

-I know how to make a fishing net. (My grandfather was a professional fisherman in the Mississippi back in the day. He made his own nets.)

-I know how to apply henna, face paint, or glitter tattoos. That actually is a useful and relevant skill for me, but ya know. It's a little odd.
I hate to be unkind, I really do, but this just has the sound of a criminal enterprise.

"Listen up Louie, I told you not to cross me.
There's gonna be a time when you let your guard down, when you close your eyes,
and the second you do...
I"M GONNA MILK YOUR GOAT AND TATTOO YOUR FACE!
I told you I don't play."
 

cinder

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Have to share this one. My unusual skill is breaking into houses. I won't tell you how I do it but here are the related stories.

I was visiting a friend and we had just walked out the door to go to a concert. The door had been locked and she started digging through her purse to find her keys to lock the deadbolt. She realized she had left her keys inside, called her parents (who had a spare set of keys), and as we were waiting around thought of ideas that might help us get in. One of them worked and she was able to get in and get her keys.

Fast forward a few years and I was taking a different friend home. She and her husband had left the house together and locked the doors. He had dropped her off, then had to work later so I took her home. She didn't have her keys so after wandering all around the house hoping to find a door that was unlocked, I remembered what my other friend who was locked out had done, chose my door, and managed to get it open and let her in her house. I told her she really should make sure she was outside when her husband returned so she could give her husband a hard time about leaving her locked out (at least for a few minutes), but I'm pretty sure she didn't do that.

Other than that I also have a bit of the MacGyver gene so I'm always looking at what I have around and finding creative ways to use it. Most recently was finding a way to turn the broom into extra clothesline space when I had a large load of laundry to dry.
 

christian74

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Here is mine: I can eat 20 pieces of chicken McNuggets while driving at night, with three dipping sauces on the side - sweet & sour, hot mustard, and another sweet & sour, with my eyes straight on the road all the time, with no glance looking for the sauce whatsoever. And of course, when I get out of the car I find dipping sauce on my shirt all over the place somehow.
 

just_monicat

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+ climbing things/accessing heights and getting in and out of second floor bedroom windows. collecting things off roofs. retrieving naughty cats. scaling barn lofts. and trusting the guy below who says he'll catch you. ; p

+ creatively facilitating the relocation of heavy/unweildy things from point a to point b

+ catching (difficult) animals who've escaped their pasture/leash/backyard/pen

+ general damage control--and handling chaotic situations. my life's experiences and PR have served me well in learning how to minimize loss, rallying the troops and the working the spin.

+ on the fly/creative travel. i was on the road on sept. 11, and i was the only one from my company who got home the day after, when i was supposed to. but i had to drive a cargo van home, almost 400 miles.

+ ambidextrous tasking. when i do (dual pen/color) caligraphy, i have a pen in each hand. and when i play a sport, i usually pass the racket (or cue stick or ball) from one hand to the next and choose based upon the possible advantage.

in tennis, i usually serve left handed, but usually return/hit right handed. i do have slight preferences, such as shooting (left-handed) and basketball (right-handed) but the most useful thing i get out of it on a regular basis is being able to put mascara on my right eye with my right hand, and then swapping to the left side. ; p
 
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DarlinNadia

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Brain Surgery. I feel completely confident drilling into someone's skull. I have watched it on TV countless times and I think if it was me and a group of other people I would have no problem volunteering to do this for someone. Perhaps I missed my calling. Blood gore and guts do not make me queasy at all. Of course, they'd have to sign a waiver first. Since I have no idea what to do after getting in there, but, I figure it's like de-boning a chicken.
 
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kenthomas27

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+ climbing things/accessing heights and getting in and out of second floor bedroom windows. collecting things off roofs. retrieving naughty cats. scaling barn lofts. and trusting the guy below who says he'll catch you. ; p
Sounds like you're part goat. I know somebody who can trim up your feet if you need a name.


Brain Surgery. I feel completely confident drilling into someone's skull. I have watched it on TV countless times and I think if it was me and a group of other people I would have no problem volunteering to do this for someone. Perhaps I missed my calling. Blood gore and guts do not make me queasy at all. Of course, they'd have to sign a waiver first. Since I have no idea what to do after getting in there, but, I figure it's like de-boning a chicken.
Thank you Darlin. My headache just went away.
 

seoulsearch

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-I know how to milk a dairygoat, band a goat, birth a goat, trim goat hooves, give a goat injections, clip a goat for show, register and show a goat. Yep... never gonna need any of that. :p
I'm seriously expecting "Grace-Like-Rain" to change her name to something like "Queen-Of-The-Goats..."

THANK GOODNESS I know who to put on speed dial for all my goat-iest emergencies... ("Grace, my goat just ate my favorite cactus... WHAT SHOULD I DO???")

This is truly an answer to prayer!!
 

DuchessAimee

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Pretty much all of my skills are weird.


No, seriously.



I have people who live in my head, so I write stories about them.

I create photographs.

I have an odd ability to put children to sleep. There was a little girl I nannied for who figured out that when I picked her up she fell asleep. So she'd squirm for a moment or two, but within 10 minutes or so, she'd fall asleep every time. Every child I nannied for found that I could put them to sleep with ease. It's my only spiritual gift.

I can look at any color and tell you which other colors it took to create it.
 
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Arlene89

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Oh, I am ambidextrous as well! I think it comes with violin playing, it has really strengthened my left hand (since I am predominantly right handed). It is also a skill I had to learn quickly, since my white board in my kindergarten room is on my right so I need to swing my left hand around to write. Although I could just move my chair around, but hey, that's common sense. Who needs that?
 

Pipp

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I don't have any quirky talents :/
 
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Donkeyfish07

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I don't have any quirky talents :/
Yes you do, you can bake cakes to my satisfaction and watching you eat meat loaf is amusing
 

Pipp

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Yes you do, you can bake cakes to my satisfaction and watching you eat meat loaf is amusing
Lol. ..I'm glad they're to your satisfaction.....and you sir will never watch me eat meatloaf because it will never touch this mouth. :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Why is it that every thread Pipp posts on,I start to crave baked goods??? I'm tellin' ya',I gain 10 lbs every time I read a thread with you in it Pipp. lol :)