My missing rip

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zaoman32

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Is your name faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for ;)
 
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Is your name Google? Because you got everything I've been searching for.
 

CatHerder

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inspired by my new Lutheran gig and their name for what I previously called casseroles:

Hey, baby, you must be Lutheran, because you are one hot dish. :p
 

Rachel20

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My missing rip




Is holey-er than thou.
 
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UpstateNYChristianBro

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Is your name Google? Because you got everything I've been searching for.
Very funny!! No wonder you are creative (okay, I read your profile and you said artist somewhere...so hee hee!) Is your middle name is Explorer? Google Explorer... we can come up with more names that fits the description of searching. Hee hee!
 
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Very funny!! No wonder you are creative (okay, I read your profile and you said artist somewhere...so hee hee!) Is your middle name is Explorer? Google Explorer... we can come up with more names that fits the description of searching. Hee hee!
Ha, well, I drew my inspiration from other sources. I did take a bit of creative license on the wording though, so I suppose I can now claim it as my own, like any artist, eh? ;)
 
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BugeyeSTi

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For when I get married..."I don't need Google, my wife knows everything!" I haven't even met her yet and I already know this is true. :p
 
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Donkeyfish07

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Is your name faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for ;)
Ha ha, that's so good. I'm going to have to use that one before I die, and I hate lines.
 

JimJimmers

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Is your name "The Beholder"? Because there is beauty in your eyes.
 

Fenner

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Last night on NCIS, they were searching for some bad guy and trying to figure out who his accomplice was. The woman on the show said, We found the missing rib! When they found him, I busted a gut laughing.
 

ronnie2796

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My favorite line for "Senior Citizens"

Do you have Life Alert? Because I've fallen for you, and Can't get up! ;)