Midnight Confessions

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blue_ladybug

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New Phone Set Up By A Blond Shared from a PM to tourist....


Really? - you guys are letting the Blond set up an electronic phone? Really? huh.....sigh.... O.K. well - I guess it wasn't too bad except.................Notice there is always a but or an except when a Blond does anything???

Well like I was saying, I think I have the right plugs in the right holes. Things - don't ask me what they are called there just things o.k?...:confused:... anyway those things are plugged into the wall - I guess they need electricity or something like that...... Then the phone thingy is plugged into the that jack thingy on the wall - I guess so the thingy knows my phone number right?

Then there are all these parts....phones 2 of them hey - I know what one thingy is... then there are these 2 batteries with a little set of wires and a pluggy thing on the end of it I know it goes somewhere.... and 2 little black plastic pieces.....

Oh......... now I see there are holes open on the back of the 2 phones....ohhhh so that's were that little wire pluggy thing goes... and if I do this then that little black plastic piece goes there....Guess what!!!!! I put one phone together!!!!! Oh crap, there is another one....o.k. I got it now BOTH PHONES are put together with the batteries in....!!!!!

Now lets see it wants the month 09 then the day 25 and then the year 14...Honey - I programed the date!!!! What next o.k. hour 06 mins 45 hummmmm how does the Blond make it PM????? Let me hit this little button....oh crap.....Honey the phone says AM....and I have pushed every button and it won't let me change it to PM....???? Guess what? I am going to leave that alone and let you figure it out when you get here o.k.????

Lets see now put this phone in this thingy and it's where it belongs in the dining room...Yeah one phone down..... Disappointment...Honey....I don't have enough outlets in the wall for this extra whatever it's called... Guess I will just have to put it over by the recliner instead of the couch...extra exercise it's good for me....Yeah!!!!....2 phones installed aren't you proud of me??? Mission kind of accomplished....Blond style...

I will need your help of course once you get here to figure some of this stuff out for me that I didn't do quit right o.k.??....Thank you....:eek: hearts and hugs......

Blonds......= Hours and lifetimes of entertainment.....:).....luvs you Dar

P.S. The blender being understood by the Blond was not a problem at all and my shake will be done really fast tonight with a brand new sharp bladed blender - Oster brand that was on sale Yeah!!!......I guess one out of two phones vs. blender isn't bad right? Just keep me in the kitchen I understand things so much better in there.....Thanks for listening/reading it was almost like you were here with me........lol:eek:[/QUOTE



​Stick with me, kid. I'll teach ya how to use the phone AND the blender!! LOL!! :)
 

tourist

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I could use a blond moment right about now. Luvs you back.
 

JesusLives

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I could use a blond moment right about now. Luvs you back.
October 2 there will be lots of Blond moments and fun with Mickey at Epcot....wait..... I didn't think this out too good it is the food and wine festival....I am on a life style change what was I thinking???? Oh that's right Melisa and Ray are there with the band Star Ship we were going for that....Honey....... remind me to stay away from the food and wine o.k.???
 

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October 2 there will be lots of Blond moments and fun with Mickey at Epcot....wait..... I didn't think this out too good it is the food and wine festival....I am on a life style change what was I thinking???? Oh that's right Melisa and Ray are there with the band Star Ship we were going for that....Honey....... remind me to stay away from the food and wine o.k.???
OK - I will have to distract you. We will have our own private festival.
 

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OK - I will have to distract you. We will have our own private festival.
I am deeply in love with a certain woman and I am going to do whatever it takes to become her husband and have her become my wife. I am 100% committed to her and promise to always be faithful and to love her with all of my heart. I pray for our relationship every day but I now want to change this relationship into an enduring marriage with an abiding love.
 

JesusLives

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Day time confession....The building directly a few hundred feet in front of my townhome continues... That loud rumbling truck with the annoying beep is back.. I think I am loosing my mind... O.K. time for the Blond to go get some Keys made. One for the house and one for the car...which means Blond must go to the car dealership and get the car key programed...hummm wonder how much that is going to cost? But good new is it should eliminate any locking the Blond out of the car since she only has one key for the car and it would prove to be a very interesting situation.... How does a Blond get into a car when the only key is locked inside?.....Things to ponder....
 

tourist

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Day time confession....The building directly a few hundred feet in front of my townhome continues... That loud rumbling truck with the annoying beep is back.. I think I am loosing my mind... O.K. time for the Blond to go get some Keys made. One for the house and one for the car...which means Blond must go to the car dealership and get the car key programed...hummm wonder how much that is going to cost? But good new is it should eliminate any locking the Blond out of the car since she only has one key for the car and it would prove to be a very interesting situation.... How does a Blond get into a car when the only key is locked inside?.....Things to ponder....
I am pondering an interesting situation myself. The last piece of the puzzle is now in place and I am not anticipating any annoying beeps. "I think that I am losing my mind, over you..."
 

Lynx

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Day time confession....The building directly a few hundred feet in front of my townhome continues... That loud rumbling truck with the annoying beep is back.. I think I am loosing my mind... O.K. time for the Blond to go get some Keys made. One for the house and one for the car...which means Blond must go to the car dealership and get the car key programed...hummm wonder how much that is going to cost? But good new is it should eliminate any locking the Blond out of the car since she only has one key for the car and it would prove to be a very interesting situation.... How does a Blond get into a car when the only key is locked inside?.....Things to ponder....
After I locked my key in the car, my mother told me to always keep a spare in my wallet. Since then I have occasionally locked my key in the car, but this trick has saved my butt every time.
 

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After I locked my key in the car, my mother told me to always keep a spare in my wallet. Since then I have occasionally locked my key in the car, but this trick has saved my butt every time.
Your mother is a wise woman and has a good son.
 

JesusLives

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Midnight Confession.....two days and I will be a tourist at Epcot with tourist......:eek: Jesus/Lives with tourist.....:cool:
 

Lynx

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Hmmm, Epcot... I went there when I was five and it seemed pretty cool. Be sure to go to the restaurant that has a monorail train running through it. If they still have that.
 

JesusLives

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Hmmm, Epcot... I went there when I was five and it seemed pretty cool. Be sure to go to the restaurant that has a monorail train running through it. If they still have that.
Years ago Melisa (daughter) and I stayed at the Contemp Hotel there that has the monorail train and all the shops it was a very cool hotel and modern. Living in Florida we have been to Mickey's World several times. I quit going when the admission fees got over $50.00. Cost is ridiculous now, Ray is getting us in for free otherwise I'd just be hanging out at the pool at the Saratoga Resort. Not that I am cheap just think it is a waste of money to visit the mouse house and I can remember when it was affordable to go there, one bad thing about being older.....
 

JesusLives

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Confession up at 4:30 AM depressing as this is the time I would get up and get ready to go to work. Don't get me wrong I am glad that I don't work anymore just miss some of the people that I worked with for 25 years. We had a really nice group of folks and our department had little turnover so it was like leaving extended family after working at Raymond James & Assoc. for so long.

I really miss Christmas time as they would get lots of foster children names to get Christmas gifts for and some of the guys wouldn't mind giving money but they didn't want to do the shopping. So I'd be handed several hundred dollars cash and 4 - 6 names of kids boys and girls with their wish list and it was a family tradition with Melisa (daughter) and I to go and shop for these kids every year at Christmas getting their wish toys and clothing then bringing all the lute back to the house and a wrapping party to get it all wrapped and ready for Christmas. I would always make sure to put in an age appropriate Bible for each child. Man I miss that...
 
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Roh_Chris

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Years ago Melisa (daughter) and I stayed at the Contemp Hotel there that has the monorail train and all the shops it was a very cool hotel and modern. Living in Florida we have been to Mickey's World several times. I quit going when the admission fees got over $50.00. Cost is ridiculous now, Ray is getting us in for free otherwise I'd just be hanging out at the pool at the Saratoga Resort. Not that I am cheap just think it is a waste of money to visit the mouse house and I can remember when it was affordable to go there, one bad thing about being older.....
You might wanna check out the reviews on Tripadvisor. I was looking up this hotel out of curiousity, after you mentioned it. Is it 'Disney's Contemporary Resort'? I don't think the reviews are great. Many people have complained about the poor service. Here's the link -

Disney's Contemporary Resort Reviews & Rates (Orlando): Find the best Resort prices, see photos & amenities on TripAdvisor
 

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Confession up at 4:30 AM depressing as this is the time I would get up and get ready to go to work. Don't get me wrong I am glad that I don't work anymore just miss some of the people that I worked with for 25 years. We had a really nice group of folks and our department had little turnover so it was like leaving extended family after working at Raymond James & Assoc. for so long.

I really miss Christmas time as they would get lots of foster children names to get Christmas gifts for and some of the guys wouldn't mind giving money but they didn't want to do the shopping. So I'd be handed several hundred dollars cash and 4 - 6 names of kids boys and girls with their wish list and it was a family tradition with Melisa (daughter) and I to go and shop for these kids every year at Christmas getting their wish toys and clothing then bringing all the lute back to the house and a wrapping party to get it all wrapped and ready for Christmas. I would always make sure to put in an age appropriate Bible for each child. Man I miss that...
Toys for tots. My company in Florida did the same thing. I bought gifts but let the ladies there wrap them. My favorite gifts to buy were teddy bears. I would also give several gifts to several of my favorite co-workers. I gave this lady a bible once and I wrapped it myself. When I gave it to here I said Happy Hanukah. She was not Jewish but she did have a sense of humor. She was touched by my gift to her. She also thought that I was an amusing guy. A Muslim lady gave me a flannel shirt once for Christmas and I wore it through-out the next couple years until nothing was left. Even though she was a Muslim she acted more Christian than most Christians that I knew. It was a multi-cultural company and I would pass out several cards in each of their native languages. There were always plates of treats all over the place. I took a cookie.
 
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Good luck you two even though I can tell how much you two care for each other I just wanted you to know I'm happy for you! ~hugs just cuz~!!! Lol
 

JesusLives

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You might wanna check out the reviews on Tripadvisor. I was looking up this hotel out of curiousity, after you mentioned it. Is it 'Disney's Contemporary Resort'? I don't think the reviews are great. Many people have complained about the poor service. Here's the link -

Disney's Contemporary Resort Reviews & Rates (Orlando): Find the best Resort prices, see photos & amenities on TripAdvisor
This was when my daughter was much younger me too....Melisa is 34 now I don't know how down hill this property may have gone in the years since we stayed there but when we went it was top notch and one of the best places I had ever stayed. But again many, many years ago.