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gypsygirl

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i love dictionaries and words, but unfortunately, some of the best words will probably never make it into merriam-websters official book.

so, here's how this works:

1. someone will post a word (confirmed to not be an ACTUAL word)

2. we all can post/suggest the best definition for it the "word"


i'm going to re-post an example of what i'm talking about, for the non-existent word, EMOTIORAL

e-mo-TI-or-al, adjective.

1. when a person uses emoticons excessively



ok, so our inaugural word shall be:

chimley
 
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MissCris

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chim-lee, noun

1. The species of monster commonly found under beds and known for ankle-grabbing, heavy breathing, and general lurking in the dark; known to be effectively warded off by leaping into one's bed from several feet away and covering one's entire body with a blanket.
 

seoulsearch

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Wait a minute. Bump the resale value up!!!

Isn't Chimley the guy on Pawn Stars?

(SNAP... It's CHUMLEY... My bad...)

Maybe Chimley is his cousin.
 
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CountryRose

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My word is floordrobe.

I have a floordrobe right now!
 

CatHerder

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ok, so our inaugural word shall be:

chimley
CHIM-lee, noun.

1. any object that has been altered to appear less conventional or proper than in its original form, especially when the change adds a "kitchy" element to the object.

Grandpa is so old that Pipp had to stick candles out of the sides of his cake, effectively turning it into a chimley.

verb.

chimlify

CHIM-lih-fy


1. To make something into a chimley.

While visiting her friend, Gypsygirl, MissCris attacked her boots with glitter and chimlified them.



new word:

terfonkulate
 
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MissCris

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CHIM-lee, noun.

1. any object that has been altered to appear less conventional or proper than in its original form.
Grandpa is so old that Pipp had to stick candles out of the sides of his cake, effectively turning it into a chimley.

verb.

chimlify

CHIM-lih-fy


1. To make something into a chimley.

While visiting her friend, Gypsygirl, MissCris attacked her boots with glitter and chimlified them.



new word:

terfonkulate
Oh sure...way to take the game to a whole other level with your...wordiness.

Pfffft.
 

tourist

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Chimley? I think that is something smoke goes up in. This may be a real word.
 
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kenthomas27

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terfonkulate

tur FON ku late v

to terfonkulate

Definition: to systematically slaughter. Usually used when turkey house chicks achieve property weight for processing and the house is cleared for new crops of chicks.

"Butterball turfonkulated the remainder of their houses to make room for emu's"

noun: turfonkulation . To perform slaughter on entire species.
"Dow Chemicals achieved turfonkulation without anyone knowing it"


new word - Absentithine
 

tourist

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terfonkulate

tur FON ku late v

to terfonkulate

Definition: to systematically slaughter. Usually used when turkey house chicks achieve property weight for processing and the house is cleared for new crops of chicks.

"Butterball turfonkulated the remainder of their houses to make room for emu's"

noun: turfonkulation . To perform slaughter on entire species.
"Dow Chemicals achieved turfonkulation without anyone knowing it"


new word - Absentithine
You are one wild, and crazy guy! I am checking my Dow products that are underneath the sink to avoid turfonkulation. I don't feel very good right now...
 

Fenner

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Jan 26, 2013
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terfonkulate

tur FON ku late v

to terfonkulate

Definition: to systematically slaughter. Usually used when turkey house chicks achieve property weight for processing and the house is cleared for new crops of chicks.

"Butterball turfonkulated the remainder of their houses to make room for emu's"

noun: turfonkulation . To perform slaughter on entire species.
"Dow Chemicals achieved turfonkulation without anyone knowing it"


new word - Absentithine
Absentithine, verb- being absent from school or work for a period of nine days in a row. She was absentithine for 9 days.


Absentithine, noun- A name usually given to a new born child when the parents want to be "creative". Their new child Absentithine is lovely.

New word- sangwich.
 

tourist

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Absentithine, verb- being absent from school or work for a period of nine days in a row. She was absentithine for 9 days.


Absentithine, noun- A name usually given to a new born child when the parents want to be "creative". Their new child Absentithine is lovely.

New word- sangwich.
I had one of those earlier in the day from 7 Eleven. It may have been post-dated. After I threw up I felt much better and felt like sanging.
 

gypsygirl

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Absentithine, verb- being absent from school or work for a period of nine days in a row. She was absentithine for 9 days.


Absentithine, noun- A name usually given to a new born child when the parents want to be "creative". Their new child Absentithine is lovely.

New word- sangwich.

sangwich

SANG-wich, noun

an informal vocal performance by two or more, often under the influence (i.e. toasted)


new word: KERFLUKLE

edited to add: please feel free to continue to suggest alternate definitions for "words" that have already been defined.
 
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MissCris

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ker-FLOOK-le, verb

1. An ancient form of dance during which the arms and legs appear to turn into jello; commonly performed by members of a secret society whose purpose was to bring down the government using a mixture of laughing gas, creepy phone calls, and sweaty sock bombs.

2. The act of kerflukling; They were caught kerflukling wildly around the ballroom and escorted out.
 
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MissCris

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ab-SENT-i-thene, noun

1. A highly toxic vaporous chemical that causes hallucinations, incessant babbling, and severe arrogance in those who inhale it, often resulting in impulsive purchases such as mail-order brides and grooms, speed boats, and white leather pants.


 

ChandlerFan

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ker-FLOOK-le, verb

1. An ancient form of dance during which the arms and legs appear to turn into jello; commonly performed by members of a secret society whose purpose was to bring down the government using a mixture of laughing gas, creepy phone calls, and sweaty sock bombs.

2. The act of kerflukling; They were caught kerflukling wildly around the ballroom and escorted out.
Soooo...like this?

[video=youtube;9vlkWUPhJCw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vlkWUPhJCw[/video]
 
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Ugly

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ker-FLOOK-le, verb

1. An ancient form of dance during which the arms and legs appear to turn into jello; commonly performed by members of a secret society whose purpose was to bring down the government using a mixture of laughing gas, creepy phone calls, and sweaty sock bombs.

2. The act of kerflukling; They were caught kerflukling wildly around the ballroom and escorted out.
Good thing you put in how to pronounce that or it could've gone south quickly haha
 
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persNickety

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Ellavella- respitory infection caused by the dandruff of groundhog. Only cured by eating the animal.


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