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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    I have a question, if someone has seen Monty Python and does not find it funny, does this mean the person has a terrible sense of humor?
    I'll answer that one. Yes. The answer is YES. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie-T View Post
    It actually means something else, but I'd rather not post that here since I like you anyway. LOL
    I like Monty Python. I used to watch reruns of the show on PBS when I was a kid and found it hilariously funny. I am asking this because I told a guy I did not think we had much in common since he does not find Monty Python very amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinuviel View Post
    I'll answer that one. Yes. The answer is YES. lol
    Oh, good. I didn't know if it was a valid reason to stop talking to a guy or not. He did not even know what "It's just a flesh wound" means and why that is hysterically funny. I told him we are not compatible. I thought maybe this was a petty reason. I'm glad it is legitimate.
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    my aunt once said that "You shall not pass!" Came from a monty python skit -_-
    She almost got murdered.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    Oh, good. I didn't know if it was a valid reason to stop talking to a guy or not. He did not even know what "It's just a flesh wound" means and why that is hysterically funny. I told him we are not compatible. I thought maybe this was a petty reason. I'm glad it is legitimate.
    A flesh wound? I recall that. Hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susanna View Post
    A flesh wound? I recall that. Hilarious.
    Lol, the British stiff upper lip. Now I want to watch The Holy Grail, after talking about it so much. Lol. I like absurdity and whimsy. I think the Brits are the best at both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huglife View Post
    my aunt once said that "You shall not pass!" Came from a monty python skit -_-
    She almost got murdered.
    Except to me that bespeaks The Lord of the Rings
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    "Bring out your dead", *Ding*..."BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!" *Ding*......"Here's one"...."I'm not dead"..."What?"..."He says he's not dead"...."Yes, he is!"...."I'M NOT DEAD!"....."He isn't?"...."Well obviously he's very ill"...."Don't worry he'll be stone dead in a moment,"....."Well, I can't take him like that, it's against regulations"....."I FEEL FINE!"....."Well do us all a favor"...."I can't"...."Can you just wait a couple of minutes? It won't be long!"......."Well.....I need to go to the Robinson's they lost nine today"....."When will you be back?"....."Next Thursday"....."I THINK I'M WELL ENOUGH NOW TO GO FOR A WALK"....."You're not fooling anyone, now look isn't there something you can do?"......"'I FEEL HAPPY!".................................*Hammer Thump sound*............."Well, there ya go then"...."I'll see ya next Thursday right?......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huglife View Post
    Who was Raistlin Majere?
    He was a gimpy wizard in the DragonLance series.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CeileDe View Post
    He was a gimpy wizard in the DragonLance series.
    He wasnt grumpy.... he was just antisocial. And a bit mean.

    ​and evil
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huglife View Post
    He wasnt grumpy.... he was just antisocial. And a bit mean.

    ​and evil
    Read again little hugabug lol I said he was gimpy not grumpy
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    Quote Originally Posted by CeileDe View Post
    Read again little hugabug lol I said he was gimpy not grumpy
    oh..... oh i see..... lol I cant read
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    love each other, as i have loved you. Jesus said this to us. To love. So someday, when you hate, and loath, smile to Lord Jesus, and hug someone. And start living the huglife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huglife View Post
    oh..... oh i see..... lol I cant read
    Np. Ole Raistlin needed his brother to help him out all the time and Raistlin hated Tanis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galatea View Post
    I have a question, if someone has seen Monty Python and does not find it funny, does this mean the person has a terrible sense of humor?
    No. It means we have common sense and a great sense of humor. So either believe me or I punch your lights out.

    (Kidding. I promise. lol)
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    Ok, back to the questions: I have a question: "Did Jesus have a Girl / friend from the ages of 12-30 in those unwritten years of HIs life, say at age 18 who was being escorted thru His house and came upon His bedroom and said: "Good night, clean up this mess, were you born in a barn?"

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    What was my 4th different avatar on this forum?
    The Discoverer of the Slightly Traumatised Italian Meatball Printers.

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    What color is my parachute?

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    SINCE YOU HAVE INFESTED IT SO BADLY I LEAVE IT TO YOU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sujatha View Post
    SINCE YOU HAVE INFESTED IT SO BADLY I LEAVE IT TO YOU.
    Hey sujatha, I think you'll find a reluctance for people to put you into a position of counseling and authority immediately on this site because...this is an online site. No offense to you but we have no idea who you are because we don't know you personally and for all anyone knows you could be some criminal hiding behind the chat profile of a caring, mature christian. So, jump in on any conversations you find interesting but maybe wait with any sort of authority...at least until you're pretty well known God bless you!

    P. S. (It's a good idea not to write all in capital letters, as it is perceived as shouting )
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    Quote Originally Posted by sujatha View Post
    SINCE YOU HAVE INFESTED IT SO BADLY I LEAVE IT TO YOU.
    Come on. You wanted this...
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