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Tinuviel

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Galatea said:
I have a question, if someone has seen Monty Python and does not find it funny, does this mean the person has a terrible sense of humor?
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I'll answer that one. Yes. The answer is YES. lol
 
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Galatea

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Willie-T said:
It actually means something else, but I'd rather not post that here since I like you anyway. LOL
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I like Monty Python. I used to watch reruns of the show on PBS when I was a kid and found it hilariously funny. I am asking this because I told a guy I did not think we had much in common since he does not find Monty Python very amusing.
 
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Galatea

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Tinuviel said:
I'll answer that one. Yes. The answer is YES. lol
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Oh, good. I didn't know if it was a valid reason to stop talking to a guy or not. He did not even know what "It's just a flesh wound" means and why that is hysterically funny. I told him we are not compatible. I thought maybe this was a petty reason. I'm glad it is legitimate.
 
Huglife

Huglife

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my aunt once said that "You shall not pass!" Came from a monty python skit -_-
She almost got murdered.
 
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Susanna

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Galatea said:
Oh, good. I didn't know if it was a valid reason to stop talking to a guy or not. He did not even know what "It's just a flesh wound" means and why that is hysterically funny. I told him we are not compatible. I thought maybe this was a petty reason. I'm glad it is legitimate.
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A flesh wound? I recall that. Hilarious;).
 
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Galatea

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Susanna said:
A flesh wound? I recall that. Hilarious;).
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Lol, the British stiff upper lip. Now I want to watch The Holy Grail, after talking about it so much. Lol. I like absurdity and whimsy. I think the Brits are the best at both. :)
 
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Tinuviel

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Huglife said:
my aunt once said that "You shall not pass!" Came from a monty python skit -_-
She almost got murdered.
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Except to me that bespeaks The Lord of the Rings :D
 
slave

slave

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"Bring out your dead", *Ding*..."BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!" *Ding*......"Here's one"...."I'm not dead"..."What?"..."He says he's not dead"...."Yes, he is!"...."I'M NOT DEAD!"....."He isn't?"...."Well obviously he's very ill"...."Don't worry he'll be stone dead in a moment,"....."Well, I can't take him like that, it's against regulations"....."I FEEL FINE!"....."Well do us all a favor"...."I can't"...."Can you just wait a couple of minutes? It won't be long!"......."Well.....I need to go to the Robinson's they lost nine today"....."When will you be back?"....."Next Thursday"....."I THINK I'M WELL ENOUGH NOW TO GO FOR A WALK"....."You're not fooling anyone, now look isn't there something you can do?"......"'I FEEL HAPPY!".................................*Hammer Thump sound*............."Well, there ya go then"...."I'll see ya next Thursday right?......
 
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CeileDe

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Huglife said:
He wasnt grumpy.... he was just antisocial. And a bit mean.

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Read again little hugabug lol I said he was gimpy not grumpy
 
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Depleted

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Galatea said:
I have a question, if someone has seen Monty Python and does not find it funny, does this mean the person has a terrible sense of humor?
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No. It means we have common sense and a great sense of humor. So either believe me or I punch your lights out. :p

(Kidding. I promise. lol)
 
slave

slave

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Ok, back to the questions: I have a question: "Did Jesus have a Girl / friend from the ages of 12-30 in those unwritten years of HIs life, say at age 18 who was being escorted thru His house and came upon His bedroom and said: "Good night, clean up this mess, were you born in a barn?"
 
NotmebutHim

NotmebutHim

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What color is my parachute? :D
 
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sujatha

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SINCE YOU HAVE INFESTED IT SO BADLY I LEAVE IT TO YOU.
 
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Tinuviel

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sujatha said:
SINCE YOU HAVE INFESTED IT SO BADLY I LEAVE IT TO YOU.
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Hey sujatha, I think you'll find a reluctance for people to put you into a position of counseling and authority immediately on this site because...this is an online site. No offense to you but we have no idea who you are because we don't know you personally and for all anyone knows you could be some criminal hiding behind the chat profile of a caring, mature christian. So, jump in on any conversations you find interesting but maybe wait with any sort of authority...at least until you're pretty well known :) God bless you!

P. S. (It's a good idea not to write all in capital letters, as it is perceived as shouting :))
 
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