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specialy when it gets angree... 
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this thread to be created. This is an issue I've been struggling with since I was a child! I've often gone many nights without sleep worrying about it, and at one point even developed an eating disorder not knowing the truth to this question of paramount importance and existential relevance to everyday life.
Wait..... what was the question again???
Wait..... what was the question again???
Oh, Chickens vs. Squirrels!!!
Obviously Squirrels - because they could store vast amounts of chicken feed in their elastic-like mouths to lure the gullible chickens to beneath the tree habitats of the mighty Squirrel Battalions, where they will reign down a massive shower of pre-stored winter pine-cones, of the likes that would create such a immense shadow in the skies it would darken the sun for at least 6 seconds blinding the chickens until they are buried, thus immobilizing the once-feared Chicken Army of the Northern Prairies.
Obviously Squirrels - because they could store vast amounts of chicken feed in their elastic-like mouths to lure the gullible chickens to beneath the tree habitats of the mighty Squirrel Battalions, where they will reign down a massive shower of pre-stored winter pine-cones, of the likes that would create such a immense shadow in the skies it would darken the sun for at least 6 seconds blinding the chickens until they are buried, thus immobilizing the once-feared Chicken Army of the Northern Prairies.
Yes, I agree "Luv", our Canadian squirrels are a dangerous breed. Once I saw a gang of squirrels rough up a full grown pit bull and steal his silver-studded collar. I asked them why they did it, and they simply said, "BECAUSE WE CAN." I think I saw one of the squirrels holding a 9 mm Uzi - scary stuff!!!
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NUFF SAID... You see people outside of "our knowledge" think that you are exaggerating or mocking...but I tell you that some people in my hood don't even walk through the park without being armed with pellets of nuts to distract these "thugs" because once they get you - no one can hear you scream!!!!
Harmless Critters???
I can't tell you what these two were saying...let's just say it was explicit language that may not be suitable to repeat!
I can't tell you what these two were saying...let's just say it was explicit language that may not be suitable to repeat!
NUFF SAID... You see people outside of "our knowledge" think that you are exaggerating or mocking...but I tell you that some people in my hood don't even walk through the park without being armed with pellets of nuts to distract these "thugs" because once they get you - no one can hear you scream!!!!
Harmless Critters???
I can't tell you what these two were saying...let's just say it was explicit language that may not be suitable to repeat!
I can't tell you what these two were saying...let's just say it was explicit language that may not be suitable to repeat!
Those two Canadian squirrels were also discussing the possibility of going to war with their arch rivals - the American Red Squirrels (a.k.a. the "Bush-Tail Bandits"). Both the American C.I.A. and the Canadian Mounties are working together in a joint operation to prevent this furry-war from breaking out between these two opposing squirrel factions, which if not stopped would cause mass squirrel casualties.
The operation is called "No Squirrel Left Behind"
