You know you're a nerd when you

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Descyple

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You know you're a nerd when................. life hands you a lemon, but instead of making lemonade you dissect the lemon and use your at-home microscope set to inspect the lemon's double helix in it's DNA to extract some of it's molecular atoms in hopes of developing a cure for................................

Wait, I'm starting to sound like a nerd! This joke is OVER!!!
 

posthuman

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You know you're a nerd when................. life hands you a lemon, but instead of making lemonade you dissect the lemon and use your at-home microscope set to inspect the lemon's double helix in it's DNA to extract some of it's molecular atoms in hopes of developing a cure for................................

Wait, I'm starting to sound like a nerd! This joke is OVER!!!

or when you refuse to peel or slice the lemon because it's worth more still in its original unopened packaging but by the time you are ready to part with it you can't sell it because it's rotted xD
 
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Amber9

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Know all the New Doctors ( Doctor Who) names and Companions
 

blue_ladybug

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​go to look for your sunglasses and find them..on top of your head.. :/ :) #true story
 

ArtsieSteph

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You constantly go on the internet to do something productive and 3 hours later after gaming/going on social media you go "Oh wait what was I doing again?"
 

SoulWeaver

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You constantly go on the internet to do something productive and 3 hours later after gaming/going on social media you go "Oh wait what was I doing again?"
That could also be classified as procrastinating rather than being a nerd :p
 

ArtsieSteph

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when posting something on the internet literally becomes a energy burning exercise
 
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You constantly go on the internet to do something productive and 3 hours later after gaming/going on social media you go "Oh wait what was I doing again?"
I've done that! Wikipedia has "trapped" me more times than I can count!

That could also be classified as procrastinating rather than being a nerd :p
I was going to take a class on procrastination, but I kept putting it off.
 

blue_ladybug

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your cat can open a cupboard door with her paw, but the handle keeps slipping out of YOUR hand.. #true story :/
 

mailmandan

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laugh like this

[video=youtube_share;tbY5ZMQXN0M]http://youtu.be/tbY5ZMQXN0M[/video]
 

ArtsieSteph

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want to have a situation in your life where you can burst into Disney songs and it be socially acceptable
 
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AbbeyJoy

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Get excited when going to Disneyland and finally get to see Peter pan aka huggy pan cause you seen him on YouTube and goes nuts and your parents just looks at you funny...lol
 

Leadfoot5311

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You know you're a nerd when you drag a friend through your favorite TV series, and she gets pissed because her ship (supposedly) isn't canon....

JesusMyOnly, don't lose hope yet!
 
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Sitting here watching the Superbowl and all I can think of is "I'd love to get my hands on the software they use for screen overlays on TV."
 

Leadfoot5311

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Sitting here watching the Superbowl and all I can think of is "I'd love to get my hands on the software they use for screen overlays on TV."
I was thinking that too! Also that it's amazing how fast they render the highlight videos
 

ArtsieSteph

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Don't even watch the Superbowl for the game, but more for the commercials