...when you are grocery shopping and have a cart full of goodies...and then you feel your tummy grumble and know that you had best find the restroom FIVE MINUTES AGO...and you have to park your cart full of groceries and go take care of 'bidness...and when you come out everyone stares at you because they heard you blow it up. Then you do the shuffle of shame with your basket towards the checkout and you watch the clerks all dread you going through their line because "that guy was just pooping a minute ago...ick!"
Oh, just me eh? I see how it is.