Understanding

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JaimeMartinez26

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soooo God made adam and wanted to make a helpmate for him, he then created Eve and Adam was grateful.... so grateful he goes to God and says "Father you did a wonderful job with Eve, you made her sooo pretty.... God says "I wanted you to love her with all your heart" Adam then says "...well then... i noticed she is kind of simple" then God says. "Adam i needed her to love you back"


























acceptable joke?
 
Willie-T

Willie-T

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JaimeMartinez26 said:
soooo God made adam and wanted to make a helpmate for him, he then created Eve and Adam was grateful.... so grateful he goes to God and says "Father you did a wonderful job with Eve, you made her sooo pretty.... God says "I wanted you to love her with all your heart" Adam then says "...well then... i noticed she is kind of simple" then God says. "Adam i needed her to love you back"

acceptable joke?
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Yes, I think it was. But the people who wear safety pins in their lapels will likely be offended by yet, one more thing.
 
Magenta

Magenta

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God did not declare creation "very good" until Eve was made :D
Up to then, it had only been "good."

As far as jokes go, that one is pretty tame, sure :)


What is the longest day in the Bible?

The day Adam was created, because there was no Eve :D

 
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JaimeMartinez26

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haha ok how bout (God created Adam but when Adam noticed there was none like him he asks God" can you make me a partner?" God says "what kind of partner" adam replies "i want a loving caring partner that will always stick by my side and never do me wrong and be beautiful and helpful forever" God says "that will costs 1 arm and 1 leg" Adam then asks "what can i get for a rib?")
 
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