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Thread: Sticky: Jokes.

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    Default Sticky: Jokes.

    What did the boy say when he got himself stuck in the mud?
    "I'm stuck in the mud!"

    OK. You lot can do better... Keep them clean.

    What is brown and sticky? A stick!
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    Hear about the guy who was caught trying to blow up a bus?
    He was taken to hospital as he had burnt his lips on the tail pipe.

    (Gosh, I'm turning American in my jokes!)

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    Default Re: Sticky: Jokes.

    This thread made me smile (:

    I don't know many jokes, so I googled it. I liked this one...

    Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
    When I'm plagued with pain And filled with fear
    I run to you, and you alone

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    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

    The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

    The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

    He has told you, O man, what is good;

    And what does the Lord require of you
    But to do justice, to love kindness,
    And to walk humbly with your God?
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    what does a married man fear more than going to jail for doing something foolish with his friends?....

    Going home to explain to his wife why he was late coming home!!!
    We are all family in God's eyes,so please at least try to get along,sincerely, a child of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Desertsrose View Post
    A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

    The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

    The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
    Hahahahaha Too cute!

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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

    Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."

    Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars."

    Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?"

    Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."

    And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

    He has told you, O man, what is good;

    And what does the Lord require of you
    But to do justice, to love kindness,
    And to walk humbly with your God?
    Micah 6:8




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    (Just to let you know, I have no soul!)
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    Royal Queen of the candy apple dinosaurs.

    "Thou shalt not troll on thy forum, lest ye shall be condemned."
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGoat View Post

    What is brown and sticky? A stick!
    What is red and sticky. It's that bloody stick again.
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    Understanding and experiencing God's love better everyday is the most important task for anyone who considers him/herself to be a Christian.


    Love without truth is deception. Truth without love is arrogance. God's love and God's truth balanced is God's wisdom.

    The more one promotes himself and/or his ideas, the less he cares about eternal life for others.

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    What's the last thing that goes through a flies mind as it hits the windscreen of a car?

    Its arse
    Lord

    Help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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    A woman is taken ill and her friend calls for an Ambulance. The operator asks for the
    address and the friend says 51 Eucalyptus Street. The operator asks her to spell it
    There is a pause and then the friend replies If I drag her to Elm Street can the Ambulance
    pick her up there?

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    I went to town the other day and I was looking for some camouflage coloured trousers, but I couldn't find any anywhere.

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    I was standing in the park and in the moment I was wondering, why does a Frisbee get larger the closer it is to you? And then it hit me.
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