A simple Christian chain story

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thefightinglamb

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So I think I made the last one too complicated--so it looks like I will write it all myself,
but I wanted to try this again, and as I haven't seen one, I believe on Christian Chat, here goes:
I am not writing all of this one...so it either dies or you the reader save it...
God bless
tony

There once was a man, who lived on a hill, desiring a cup of water.
 
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missy2shoes

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So one day he decided to....................
 
jaylynn83

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called jack and jill to fetch a pail
 
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but they were too busy.....soooo.....
 
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the man called a plumber....
 
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missy2shoes

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and ding dong.......the plumber was dinging donging the door bell.....................
 
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then he was knocking on the door really loud yelling......... IM HERE TO GIVE YOU SOME TOILET WATER!!!
 
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missy2shoes

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Yay the man said.....finalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly :p
 
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IIIIM SOOO THIRSTY!!!! just then the plumber walked through the door and...............
 
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missy2shoes

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handed the toilet water to the man......
 
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The man stepped back and looked at the cloudy water in the glass....... so he lifted it up to his mouth
 
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missy2shoes

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but decided to pour it over his head instead...............
 
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The plumber looked on in horror.......as the man said....... mmmmm now i smell soooooo YUMMY!!!
 
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missy2shoes

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You do not!!!!......said the plumber.....all of a sudden there was a bang at the door........2 ladies from the local church were there trying to sell cookies to raise money for missions......................
 
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The plumber SWUNG the door open to get away from the smell, all the while wafting the smell to the church ladies............ WHAT IS THAT SMELL said one of the ladies!!! Excuse me sir... but did you have an accident on yourself???? do you need another pain of underware???
 
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ahhhh nope....I'm fine....never felt better....said the man........well would ya like to buy some cookies?????we're charging $500 for 3 :)
 
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OF COURSE i will buy 3 cookies for 500 dollars.......what a bargain! Theres only one catch though ladies...... my wallet is..............
 
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missy2shoes

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on top of my head.....and therefore is soaked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
 
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Do you think you ladies could dry my wallet off for me????? The church ladies took one more big whiff of the toilet smell and nearly threw up!! NO WE WILL NOT and they stomped away!
 
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never to be seen again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........but they left behind their cookie boxes......
 
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