isang magsisti

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PopClick

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isang magsisti


Hi sa lahat! Hindi ako nagsasalita ng anumang mga Pilipino, kaya maaaring ito ay mahirap basahin, ngunit ako pagpunta sa subukan ito pa rin. Hindi ko pinagkakatiwalaan ang tagasalin na gumagamit ako ng, kaya't mangyaring patawarin mo sa akin kung sinasabi ko ang anumang kakaibang.


May isang tao sa Manila na lumakad sa pamamagitan ng isang restawran sa araw-araw sa tahanan ng kanyang paraan. Isang araw, ang may-ari ng stall pagkain ay hinahawakan ng isda, tungkol magluto ang mga ito para sa isa sa mga parokyano. Biglang tao ay mapuspos may kahabagan para sa isda, at sinabi "Itigil ang! Ko bang bumili ang mga isda, huwag patayin ito!"


Kaya tao ang binayaran para sa isda, at ibinigay ang may-ari ng restawran sa kanya. Bilang tao nakapasa sa ilog, sinabi niya ang mga isda "masuwerteng para sa iyo na dumating ako sa kahabaan, isda!" At siya ilagay ang mga isda sa ilog.


Ang susunod na linggo, ang parehong tao nangyari sa lakad nakaraang ang parehong restawran tulad ng may-ari ay naghahanda sa pumatay ng isa pang isda. Siya muli sinabi sa may-ari ay hindi upang patayin ang mga isda, siya ay bumili ang mga ito sa halip. At siya ay lumakad sa ilog, sinabi "masuwerteng para sa iyo na dumating ako sa kahabaan, isda!" at ilagay ito sa ilog na libre.


Ang susunod na linggo, ang may-ari ng shop nakakita ng tao ang darating at naisip ito ng pagkakataon upang magbenta ng isa pang isda. Ngunit ang may-ari ay isda hindi umalis! Kaya siya grabbed ng manok sa halip at nagkunwari upang maging handa upang patayin ito. Tao ang sinabi, "Hindi! Huwag pumatay ang manok! Ay i bilhin ito mula sa iyo." Kaya ang may-ari ng shop ibinebenta ang tao sa manok at siya nagpunta sa kanyang paraan. Ang tao ay nakarating sa ilog at sinabing, "masuwerteng para sa iyo na dumating ako sa kahabaan, manok!"


At siya ilagay ang manok sa ilog.
 
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jimmydiggs

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Professor benith told me a version of that once when I Was in class, but instead of throwing the chicken in the river the man got intercepted by who know who.

Also, I come bearing gifts:
 

jangel

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Hahaha, poor chicken! :D

I have to translate it back to English the translator is really bad in translating it to Filipino the words are all messed up. :D
 
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umm.. I have no idea what this is about so please look at the bunny with a pancake on its head in my avatar.
 

hon2294

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LOOOLLL popclick :D got it hahaha must the chicken be thankful or what?? hahaha :D
 

JimJimmers

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Since I only speak English, I'll post this, which everyone the world over can enjoy:
 

zeroturbulence

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Are you filipina Popclick? I never had a clue! :D
 
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jimmydiggs

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Are you filipina Popclick? I never had a clue! :D
She's 100% Mongolian and 100% African. They say she has a string of Turnip DNA, but that leads to some controversial proposals.
 

PopClick

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Professor benith told me a version of that once when I Was in class, but instead of throwing the chicken in the river the man got intercepted by who know who.

Also, I come bearing gifts:
Really? The one and the same?

Also, I think that should say "I come bearing GIFs."


Are you filipina Popclick? I never had a clue! :D
Haha, actually no. I don't speak a word of Filipino, either... well, except "chicken", but that's a recent phenomenon.


She's 100% Mongolian and 100% African. They say she has a string of Turnip DNA, but that leads to some controversial proposals.
Truth. I once paid $19.95 to become German, but I think it was a scam. Also they tried to charge me for shipping.
 

hon2294

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hmm there was once a restaurant i think, everytime the owners buys a fish.a man will come immediately,tells the owner of the restaurant not to kill it and buys it and told the fishes that they were lucky and put them back to the river...the next time the owner didnt get a fish anymore but now he had a chicken and then again the man came and bought the chicken and said to the chicken (while they are along the river) "lucky for u chicken since i came!" :D

(excuse me for my english) goodness so hard to translate filipino to english hahaha :D
 
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Agape

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Mula sa title hanggang sa matapos wala akong naintindihan. Lalong tumindi yung vertigo ko :)
 

hon2294

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@agape : lol ate agape hahaha ako nga eh but the idea was there hehe kamusta na si vertigo te?inlove pa rin ba sa yo at ayaw kang iwan? hihihi :D
 

gideon007

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natawa naman ako kay ate agape...lol...

@hon2294, mas ma-iinlove pa yata yan kay ate agape kung i-translate pa yan sa cebuano...ahahahahah [just kidding ate agape]..:p
 
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Agape

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hon2294: honey i didn't know the title means it's a joke . i never heard of that word magsisti. i think its not even a tagalog word. My vertigo comes and goes. When I have vertigo, its a disaster. I can't do anything. It feels like a non stop earthquake around me.
Popclick: for the title, u can just say "Joke joke joke" :) or "Joke lang" , biruan lang(?) . Isang magsisti doesnt make any sense at all hehe. Don't trust google translate. :)
 

PopClick

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Popclick: for the title, u can just say "Joke joke joke" :) or "Joke lang" , biruan lang(?) . Isang magsisti doesnt make any sense at all hehe. Don't trust google translate. :)
Haha, okay. I had no cross-reference.

Actually I started the thread because I once heard that joke translated from Japanese to English, and I thought the incomplete translation somehow made it funnier. I wasn't sure if the (corrected) English to Filipino would have the same effect or not. :)
 

hon2294

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natawa naman ako kay ate agape...lol...

@hon2294, mas ma-iinlove pa yata yan kay ate agape kung i-translate pa yan sa cebuano...ahahahahah [just kidding ate agape]..:p
lol gideon007 :D haha mao jud! wag nalang baka magsuka na talaga si te agape hehe
 

hon2294

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hon2294: honey i didn't know the title means it's a joke . i never heard of that word magsisti. i think its not even a tagalog word. My vertigo comes and goes. When I have vertigo, its a disaster. I can't do anything. It feels like a non stop earthquake around me.
lol po te agape i wonder also what magsisti means and yeah google translate is unreliable
:D i know ur strong po hehe sana nga mawala na :)