Jesus is not coming back...seriously?

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Tinkerbell725

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Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID



A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.


Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.


“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”


Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”


The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.


“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”


The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.


- See more at: Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID |
 
maxwel

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If these are real statements, and not misquotes (which do happen)
then...

I think the RCC is going to be very very disturbed when Jesus comes back.

: )
 
Tinkerbell725

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Sounds like another internet hoax, but if this is true those who said it will be strucked by lighting tonight and will rot in hell...you can never say a bad joke about Jesus and get away with it. Look at what happened to john lennon when he said the beatles are more famous than Jesus, he was shot to death by an obssesed fan.
 
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ThomistColin said:
Its a hoax.
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Sorry Thomist, but I'm gonna have to ask for a second opinion.

You'd claim it was a hoax if I said the Pope wore a funny hat.

: )


But in all fairness... the quotes from the article don't sound intelligent enough to be real.
Priests aren't uneducated bumpkins.
 
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Do not let them upset you good sister Tinkerbell725, they are in the perfect mindset!! LOL( matt 24:44!!!!) For the Son of Man is coming at an hour when you do not think He will!!! We of course will have the last laugh on them!! hehe
 
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Tinkerbell725 said:
Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID



A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.


Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.


“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”


Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”


The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.


“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”


The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.


- See more at: Jesus is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID |
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Pax Christi,

"It may not happen now" does not mean it won't happen; it just says it may happen later.
After reading the article and other articles related to it, it seems that everyone is getting anxious to know when Jesus comes back or if He ever comes back.

Let's go back to the Word (not the evidences found):

“Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. ... Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect." - Matthew 24:35-44

If not even the Son and the Angels, then not even the Vatican knows when Heaven and Earth will pass away. But for sure, Jesus is coming back and He has never broken a promise.

Reference:

“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican | Waterford Whispers News
 
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Its funny I found this thread as I have just come across some scripture related to this subject.
Zephaniah 1:14-2:3 The Great day of the Lord-
[SUP]14 [/SUP]The great day of the Lord is near—
near and coming quickly.
The cry on the day of the Lord is bitter;
the Mighty Warrior shouts his battle cry.
[SUP]15 [/SUP]That day will be a day of wrath—
a day of distress and anguish,
a day of trouble and ruin,
a day of darkness and gloom,
a day of clouds and blackness—
[SUP]16 [/SUP] a day of trumpet and battle cry
against the fortified cities
and against the corner towers.

[SUP]17 [/SUP]“I will bring such distress on all people
that they will grope about like those who are blind,
because they have sinned against the Lord.
Their blood will be poured out like dust
and their entrails like dung.
[SUP]18 [/SUP]Neither their silver nor their gold
will be able to save them
on the day of the Lord’s wrath.”

In the fire of his jealousy
the whole earth will be consumed,
for he will make a sudden end
of all who live on the earth.



2 Gather together, gather yourselves together,
you shameful nation,
[SUP]2 [/SUP]before the decree takes effect
and that day passes like windblown chaff,
before the Lord’s fierce anger
comes upon you,
before the day of the Lord’s wrath
comes upon you.
[SUP]3 [/SUP]Seek the Lord, all you humble of the land,
you who do what he commands.
Seek righteousness, seek humility;
perhaps you will be sheltered
on the day of the Lord’s anger
 
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2 year old thread.
 
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Honestly, I have a hard time believing a holy spirit filled CHRISTIAN named Tinkerbell.(.a fairy, a pixie, a magical cartoonish created cutsey fake creature) can be taken seriously. Over the years, I've had to laugh at some of the screen names that are chosen by so called true CHRISTIANS. For example: "Gay4Jesus", "Nojoy", "Sadfaced", "Badgirl", "Dpressed", "Stoned4Him", "Looney", "Ugly", "Darkn", and much worse. A non-CHristian would have a hard time if they took those names literally. Where is the joy, the fun, the seriousness of serving JESUS? Several of those folks told me they USED to be that way but were now delivered...so why stay stuck in the past? Would you find it hard to believe someone named "JesusStud", "GodSmack", "Fallen", "Killjoy", "Lost", or "notloved" ? I know that GOD loves those people, but come on now, why keep the screen names as I.D ?
 
FIRE_of_ELIJAH

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LOL...You really did hit some nerves by saying those LoL. Sarcastic but realistic....
 
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It reads like satire. And I just replied to an ancient thread. Oops.
 
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Regarding the original thread post ... how anyone could take a pedophile ring such as the Vatican seriously is beyond me.
 
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