Christian pick up lines?

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YoungJesusFreak

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Y'all have any Christian pick up lines?? I have few,
So I've been reading in the book of numbers, and I suddenly realized, I don't have yours.

I would say God bless you, but it looks like he Already has.


Jesus was calling you, mind if I do the same?

It took God 7 days to create the world, but it'll only take 7 digits to change mine. (Used that one and it worked)

I hear your looking for a knight and shinning armor, well, I happen to be wearing the full armor of God.

I'd leave 99 sheep to go find you!

Hope y'all laughed at these. What y'all got? Or have you ever used one? Did it work???
 
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They're funny as a joke, but pick up lines are cheap, worldly methods of picking people up. Any woman that would go for pick up lines i want nothing to do with. Personally i see the very concept as degrading the person you use them on.
 
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Ugly said:
They're funny as a joke, but pick up lines are cheap, worldly methods of picking people up. Any woman that would go for pick up lines i want nothing to do with. Personally i see the very concept as degrading the person you use them on.
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I'm not so sure. I think it would depend on the intent. Sure it's cheesy, but it's also an indication of a sense of humor, which helps a relationship A LOT and is a very attractive quality in a man. If it turns into a meaningful, intellectual conversation, then I'd say I'm glad he used that line to get my attention! (This being if I were still single.) My husband didn't use one on me, but we found each other online, and he was in a relationship at the time. We were friends, before we met in person and started dating. So, no pick-up line was used. I think it just depends on the girl. It's a light-hearted way of saying "You catch my eye" and I don't see that as degrading. Again, it depends on the intent.
 
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*lol* YoungJesusFreak you made my day, i laughed at them all
you can also find Christian pick up lines clips on Youtube :)

P.S. I'm not one of those Christian that are afraid to laugh!
 
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YoungJesusFreak

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Devoted2JC said:
*lol* YoungJesusFreak you made my day, i laughed at them all
you can also find Christian pick up lines clips on Youtube :)

P.S. I'm not one of those Christian that are afraid to laugh!
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I just knew I was gonna get in trouble for the tongues one.. Lol I love it!
 
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Read my sig! I've used pick up lines and I don't use them as a way to pick up girls but as light and funny joke, I was so good at them that even my teachers wanted me to tell them pick up lines! I actually think, they can be used to introduce christ

Girl, you know why Solomon had over 700 wives...it's because he never met you.



Is this seat saved? Are you?

I'm not catholic, but girl, I have a confession to make.

Jesus may have my heart, but you can have my number.


The Song of solomon even have pickup lines!
 
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man thats funny!!!:) lol but i have to say this... i know God has a sense of humor but man you took far out!!! what i mean is when i hear these pick ups i think of Jesus saying them!lol!!! just thought that would make it funnier!!!!
 
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YoungJesusFreak said:
Y'all have any Christian pick up lines?? I have few,
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'Christian pick up lines' is a contradiction in itself,
if you're just out to 'pick up' girls you have no respect for them at all.
There's not a lot of respect for God's Word in your 'jokes' too,
I think they're highly inappropriate.
 
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Hey guys look ^ it's Buzz Killington...
 
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Hey guys look ^ it's Buzz Killington...
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Yeah, Mark, lighten up dude! Most women want a guy with a sense of humor; it is a very attractive quality. NOT ME, I already have my man of humor, just letting ya know. :)
 
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MarkMulder

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jamie26301 said:
Yeah, Mark, lighten up dude! Most women want a guy with a sense of humor; it is a very attractive quality. NOT ME, I already have my man of humor, just letting ya know. :)
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Ok Ma'am... :confused:
 
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MarkMulder

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jamie26301 said:
Just saying that you would do well to have a sense of humor. It's a refreshing asset, and a wet blanket is often frowned upon.
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Oh I got humour alright, but here's where I draw the line, kthnxbye.

[Galatians 6:7]
 
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I'm no prophet, but I can totally see us together in the future.
 
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Oh I got humour alright, but here's where I draw the line, kthnxbye.

[Galatians 6:7]
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Fair enough. I don't see no mocking of God going on, but everyone processes things differently.
 
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YoungJesusFreak

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I like the Catholic one!
 
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YoungJesusFreak

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DocCS said:
I'm no prophet, but I can totally see us together in the future.
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MarkMulder said:
'Christian pick up lines' is a contradiction in itself,
if you're just out to 'pick up' girls you have no respect for them at all.
There's not a lot of respect for God's Word in your 'jokes' too,
I think they're highly inappropriate.
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Bro,it's good to make people laugh. I have a lot of respect for girls. I wouldn't want a girl who doesn't have a since of humor. Because I sure do!
 
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YoungJesusFreak

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DocCS said:
I'm no prophet, but I can totally see us together in the future.
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Devoted2JC said:
*lol* YoungJesusFreak you made my day, i laughed at them all
you can also find Christian pick up lines clips on Youtube :)

P.S. I'm not one of those Christian that are afraid to laugh!
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I'll totally have to look those up!
 
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benottranformed

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I think pick up lines are cute. I don't think its cause they are cheesy but because they show you have a sense of humor which to me is one of the most attractive things a man can have.
 
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