Ruin a date in just four words

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JosephsDreams

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Dec 31, 2015
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Who needs words?
Grunts and squeals and incessant coughing and sneezing always do the trick for me.
 

EmilyNats

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None of the girls I dated ever amounted to much, so I thought I would try guys for a change.
 
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Susanna

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I don't really need to date, I'm just so worn out mentally because no one is listening to me, so I figured that dating would provide me with some one that could be listening to me.

Did you know that old Miss McDonald, you know the old lady living alone, just two blocks away from me...uh uh...you know her? No? Well, I do and is she a gossiper? That's right, been gossiping all over town...and you know what she's saying about me? You don't care? Pick a guess at least?

And that awful Miss Williams...

...hey, why are you leaving? Did I say something wrong? You haven't heard what Miss Johnston did last week...hey...

Sure wonder why my date left so suddenly Lol.
 
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toinena

Guest
If this doesn't work out, do you have a friend I could date?
 
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toinena

Guest
I know I am more attractive than you are, but still I want you to tell me that I am your superior in all.