A Problem Needs Solving

[Ugly]

Guys, how do you plan on handling the problem of female cooties in marriage? I haven't figured out a way around it so far. Ideas?

 

[AsifinPassing]

Some try to have things like 'a man cave' where they can de-saturate, but others simply accept the disease as part of a 'package deal'. Nonetheless, there are ways around the cooties if you fear them...

 

[Relena7]

Pfffft, no way, it's the men who have cooties! Everyone knows that.

 

[kayem77]

^^
Yeeeeeeeeeeees! everyone knows the truth, men are in denial.

 

[Powemm]

Jesus Jesus

 

[zaoman32]

I got a cootie shot in third grade, it's still working pretty well. Although I think I got from a girl, does that cancel out?

 

[Jullianna]

Cootie shots are best given with a .357 It's kinda messy, but the sound effects are awesome.

 

[PopClick]

I don't understand... why are cooties such a bad thing?

 

[Jullianna]

I heard (from the voices in my head) that consistently giving a woman chocolate deceases her abililty to give you cooties.

I'm willing to be a test subject

 

[phil36]

Can someone let me know what on earth is a 'cootie'

 

[Nautilus]

I was given the cootie shot in first or second grade as were most boys. SO while we may be carriers we cant actually get the cootie disease.

 

[Jullianna]

Can someone let me know what on earth is a 'cootie'

Cooties - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[OFM]

cooties my 3rd grade girlfriend i was told had them,i liked her just the same she was sweet adoable nice pretty today she is a Poor Clare Nun In Massachuttess the Cooties made her more Spiritul More Christian. Her Name Was Cheryle

 

[OFM]

I heard (from the voices in my head) that consistently giving a woman chocolate deceases her abililty to give you cooties.

I'm willing to be a test subject

very cute free chocolate for you for 10 years[it has to be christian chocolate only} u can order it here online at CC.Chocolate.christian

 

[phil36]

Ahh where would we be without wiki... I don't think I like 'cooties' lol. But since you can get a cootie shot, it's maybe not that bad

 

[libertygirl]

the Cooties made her more Spiritul

..LOL...

 

[Oncefallen]

Those of us with strong immunity system don't need to worry about the cooties.

 

[seoulsearch]

Doesn't everyone know that when you develop a crush on someone, the "cooties" actually morph into "love bugs"?

Kind of like caterpillars turning into butterflies.

So as you can see, there's nothing to worry about, guys!

 

[Ugly]

Love bugs? Ewww... that sounds worse than cooties. *gets out RAID.

 

[adekruif]

Doesn't everyone know that when you develop a crush on someone, the "cooties" actually morph into "love bugs"?

Kind of like caterpillars turning into butterflies.

So as you can see, there's nothing to worry about, guys!