What I can cook

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needsadvice

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#21
^^Are you trying to make a cake or muffins?
 

jamie26301

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Add, three eggs. 1/2 canola oil. 1&1/3 water or milk (I prefer milk) then Preheat the ovan @ 350.

I'm going to assume you have decent amount of muscle in your arm to mix the eggs, oil and milk along with the boxed cake mix. (Betty Crocker) :rolleyes:

When it comes to the actual baking process nearing the end, I get a woman's opinion as how it looks, or smells done. And that's only boxed cake mix.

I think I could do that...
 
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Kooper

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#23
^^Are you trying to make a cake or muffins?
I normally make cake. Chocolate most of the time. :p

Anyway... *clears throat and uses deep manly voice*

After I called the moose over, I jumped him out of the bush and stabbed it in the neck, forcing it to panic. I hold on by the antlers, right, and I steer the thing into a tree. So, that way it'll pass out once it hits the tree trunk. After, I whip out my katana and pierce it's heart, so, it wont suffer any longer. I rip the legs off with my bare hands and I carry it to my camp fire and place the meat over the flame. Once I season it with pepper, I wait for addtional fifteen minutes for the leg to warm-up before I make the fire bigger to actually cook the thing.

As if.

Add boiling water into cup. Wait for noodles to soak in the moisture for about 5 to 7 minutes... then Tadaa! Instant noodles. :p
 

jamie26301

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I normally make cake. Chocolate most of the time. :p
Oh yay! I like white cake. :)

After I called the moose over, I jumped him out of the bush and stabbed it in the neck, forcing it to panic. I hold on by the antlers, right, and I steer the thing into a tree. So, that way it'll pass out once it hits the tree trunk. After, I whip out my katana and pierce it's heart, so, it wont suffer any longer. I rip the legs off with my bare hands and I carry it to my camp fire and place the meat over the flame. Once I season it with pepper, I wait for addtional fifteen minutes for the leg to warm-up before I make the fire bigger to actually cook the thing.
Wow, I would starve before I go through that much trouble. :p

Yes! What I say when a man expects me to cook him a steak, mash potatos and green beans...

Add boiling water into cup. Wait for noodles to soak in the moisture for about 5 to 7 minutes... then Tadaa! Instant noodles. :p
Great minds think alike. ;)
 
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Jesusfan2

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#25
Well here's the easiest..

1) Stand up
2)Get Dressed
3)Go to the kitchen
4)Ask what's for breakfast, lunch, dinner e.t.c :D :D :D
hahahah... sounds cool... I will try this one... :D
 
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Steve4U

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#26
So, did it work, ...or are you still waiting?
 
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Steve4U

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#27
Must be still waiting.
 
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Steve4U

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#28
Oh, I know the problem. You asked a woman's opinion and she's still giving it to you.
 
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Kooper

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#30
I like to make soup. But then again, I always over do it on the ingredients. Thus, I call it...

Man Soup

:p

So, Man Soup is basically what ever you like in it. Today's soup, I added chopped celery, chopped carrots, chopped potatoes, lean ground beef, tomato soup mix, and some random roast beef seasoning. :p Oh and macaroni elbows. I just slap all this together, let simmer for about 30-50- minutes, and TA-flippin'-DA!

I burnt myself... Good thing it was only hot liquid. :p
 
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violakat

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#31
Get the keys
Start car with keys
Head to nearest donuts shop
Order 12 dozen donuts and a large mocha grande (um, what else is suppose to go in one of these things?)
Pay

There you go. There's how to get your breakfast, lunch and dinner, plus a nice drink to start your day.
 
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violakat

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#32
I like to make soup. But then again, I always over do it on the ingredients. Thus, I call it...

Man Soup

:p

So, Man Soup is basically what ever you like in it. Today's soup, I added chopped celery, chopped carrots, chopped potatoes, lean ground beef, tomato soup mix, and some random roast beef seasoning. :p Oh and macaroni elbows. I just slap all this together, let simmer for about 30-50- minutes, and TA-flippin'-DA!

I burnt myself... Good thing it was only hot liquid. :p
have you ever tried potatoes in your soup?

This actually sounds like my vegetable beef stew that I make all the time. Hmm, sounds like a good thing to make for this weekend.
 

jamie26301

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Get the keys
Start car with keys
Head to nearest donuts shop
Order 12 dozen donuts and a large mocha grande (um, what else is suppose to go in one of these things?)
Pay

There you go. There's how to get your breakfast, lunch and dinner, plus a nice drink to start your day.

That's beats toast any day! Surely you got the white cream filled donuts!
 
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violakat

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That's beats toast any day! Surely you got the white cream filled donuts!
Um are those the Bavarian Creme donuts?? or are they something else. Usually, if I eat filled donuts, it's raspberry or strawberry filled ones.
 

jamie26301

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Um are those the Bavarian Creme donuts?? or are they something else. Usually, if I eat filled donuts, it's raspberry or strawberry filled ones.
I'm not sure what they are called. It's a whipped cream-like filling.
 
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Steve4U

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#36
I met a blind woman who toasted and buttered a dish sponge.
 

PopClick

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I like to make soup. But then again, I always over do it on the ingredients. Thus, I call it...

Man Soup

:p

So, Man Soup is basically what ever you like in it. Today's soup, I added chopped celery, chopped carrots, chopped potatoes, lean ground beef, tomato soup mix, and some random roast beef seasoning. :p Oh and macaroni elbows. I just slap all this together, let simmer for about 30-50- minutes, and TA-flippin'-DA!

I burnt myself... Good thing it was only hot liquid. :p
Oh dear, this sounds like something I make all the time. Does that mean I'm a man? :p
I hope you didn't get burned too bad though :'(
 
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Ugly

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#38
1. Sit
2. Peruse Menu
3. Place order
4. Eat
 
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needsadvice

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#39
^Oh that is my favorite recipe! lol
 
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Kooper

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#40
Oh dear, this sounds like something I make all the time. Does that mean I'm a man? :p
I hope you didn't get burned too bad though :'(

The only reason I call it man soup is because, I over do it with the macaroni. All the liquid is soaked up by the time everyone's got their bowls.

It was kinda funny how I burnt myself. I was scooping the soup into my bowl for the taste test. :p Then, as I was adding a little bit more, I didn't notice that I was tilting my hand. The soup was freshly made, so, it was hot. I REALLY wanted to cuss... Instead, I just yelped and dropped the bowl, and ran water over my hand. My brother's girlfriend walked out frantically wondering what all the noise was about. Told her what had happened an said the soup was ready. lol

Eh. Me and boiling water don't mix so well at times.