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I solved the problem by upgrading to a dog.
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Prove it. Lol
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Lance, the dog in my avatar, required certain services from me each day, including the ones I already described. In addition I was required to sing to him daily, stay off his favorite easy chair, rub behind his ears for ten minutes every day, wake him at 7 AM each morning, and be absolutely silent after 11:00 every night until he got up the next day. Otherwise he would sulk.
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Sounds a little high maintenance. Is that where you learned it?
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xo Sara Jo Redlocks If I have a faith that can move mountains,if I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I am nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not brag, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. |
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Spoiled dog. Did you have to cook for him too?
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While he and the rest of his family went hungry to support this crazy dog's steak preference.
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xo Sara Jo Redlocks If I have a faith that can move mountains,if I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I am nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not brag, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. |
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[quote=resurrection33;371617][font=Tahoma][color=#000000]Lance was a very demanding dog. He required us to address him as
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I'd have traded the dog for a hamster.
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Or a cat. They're self sufficient.
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xo Sara Jo Redlocks If I have a faith that can move mountains,if I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I am nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not brag, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. |
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Species superiority?
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xo Sara Jo Redlocks If I have a faith that can move mountains,if I give all I possess to the poor and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I am nothing. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not brag, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. |
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