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crossnote

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"Are you Secularhermit's friend?" :)
 

Trailblazer

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Do you like cleaning house? I would like a girlfriend who will clean my house for me.
 

maxwel

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So... like... are you on birth control?
 
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Richie_2uk

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So How fast do you want to get in my Bank account?
 
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Richie_2uk

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Are you really here for the same reason as me? LOL
 

JesusLives

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Are you taking any prescription medications?
Blond here....Look at your age and look at my age going up in three days.... I think that is a reasonable question at our ages and not necessarily a bad one.......Just a thought as my answer would have to be yes I am....Tourist married me anyway prescriptions and all.....
 

tourist

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Blond here....Look at your age and look at my age going up in three days.... I think that is a reasonable question at our ages and not necessarily a bad one.......Just a thought as my answer would have to be yes I am....Tourist married me anyway prescriptions and all.....
You were my RX for happiness...
 

crossnote

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"Can I show you my parent's marriage license?"
 
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ServantStrike

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So what should we name our children?

So my doctor says that the rash is normal.

My podiatrist said to use this special cream - the fungus never goes away but at least it doesn't smell as bad.

Sorry the van is such a mess, I didn't expect company. I forgot my chloroform at home.
 
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butterfly712

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lol these are all so funny,I'm loving reading all the responses,keep them coming. :)
 

maxwel

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The zombie thing isn't as serious as everyone thinks...
it just flares up under stress.
 
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Pickledgrapenuts

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"I used to be a giraffe named Larry....."
"I sometimes spit in my hand before I eat..."
"Spirit fingers!"
"The crimson tide is a-flowin'...."
"I need a new kidney. Could I have one of yours?"