Alas! Ah but ofcourse Shakespearan/ye old english commands at once hither!

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missy2014

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have fun chuck in your best commands of shakesperan/ old Engliysh just something funny
 
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To noisy children making a racket while youre on the phone :
Quiten thine mouth be it not thee takest newly bought tv and throwest out thee window ! Thou darest me ? For thee now takest cookies for thy troubles and squabbles
 
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missy2014

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nay itst not
(naught) scary that thou sawest mice runnest across thy kitchen floor
 
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missy2014

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Ah thy interest in Shakespear in English class at High School was fndest of memories you doest w ell to keep thy eyelids open
 
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Thee teachest others grandest shakespearian english since thee sleepest in most english classes.
 
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To cook or not to cook that is the Question? Whether it be eggs or cereal What say you? Speak up thou sleepy king....sputter on the words that thou wilt say.... What was that? Oh, coffee in yonder window break? Scrambled eggs for thee coming right up.... Mumblest not thy words oh Lord of the manor.......Sleep doest stay in thine eyes..... thy mug is set before thee drink up my Lord.....dribblest not down thy chin.....oh here let me wipe away the dross......Off ye be now to thy place of job.....workest till the sun doth set be seeing you later in the darkest night......take thy flight in yonder Rogue....speedest on and ticket not.....I kiss thee on thy brow.....let not thine lips touch another my Romeo...Oh Romeo where for art thou.......I remember now at thy job......workest thou hardly and bring home the bacon......I will feedest thou later my love....good day to you and be off....NOW....
 
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Round of Aplause! Aha! that was cool!
 
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In English class, I sleepeth not,
though I feel my mind wouldst rot.
T'was science class which touched my heart,
but I didst know I soon would part.

From high school on, and college too,
I served fellow man on the ocean blue.
I found a calling not borne in strife,
theology doth fill my life.

This thread putteth joy in my heart!
 
JesusLives

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Why criest thou over spilt milk? The cat doest call and screeches in the yalling manner.....Why criest thou oh kitty now? Lap up thine milk oh ball of fur....letest me not have to kick thee in the back side.....shhhhhh....... Thou shouldst be a mouser and earn thy keep.....but thou layest around on thine back purring instead of earning thy keep.....No more kitty kibbles for you until thou doest off a mouse...... Thou wilt be thrown out! OUT Damn SPOT OUT!!!!!
 
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JesusLives said:
Why criest thou over spilt milk? The cat doest call and screeches in the yalling manner.....Why criest thou oh kitty now? Lap up thine milk oh ball of fur....letest me not have to kick thee in the back side.....shhhhhh....... Thou shouldst be a mouser and earn thy keep.....but thou layest around on thine back purring instead of earning thy keep.....No more kitty kibbles for you until thou doest off a mouse...... Thou wilt be thrown out! OUT Damn SPOT OUT!!!!!
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I don't cry over spilt milk, only spoilt milk.
 
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JesusLives said:
To cook or not to cook that is the Question? Whether it be eggs or cereal What say you? Speak up thou sleepy king....sputter on the words that thou wilt say.... What was that? Oh, coffee in yonder window break? Scrambled eggs for thee coming right up.... Mumblest not thy words oh Lord of the manor.......Sleep doest stay in thine eyes..... thy mug is set before thee drink up my Lord.....dribblest not down thy chin.....oh here let me wipe away the dross......Off ye be now to thy place of job.....workest till the sun doth set be seeing you later in the darkest night......take thy flight in yonder Rogue....speedest on and ticket not.....I kiss thee on thy brow.....let not thine lips touch another my Romeo...Oh Romeo where for art thou.......I remember now at thy job......workest thou hardly and bring home the bacon......I will feedest thou later my love....good day to you and be off....NOW....
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I goest with the scramblies...let's talkest bacon. Soonest, Juliet.
 
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tourist said:
I goest with the scramblies...let's talkest bacon. Soonest, Juliet.
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Thou artest my funny Othello aka tourist of the CC Kingdom. Thou comest to me on bended knee and I knight thee with the sword of love. Thou kisseth my cheek and I swoon whilest CC members gag-est.......but it be o.k. my love as we be husband and wife. Please note-est one and all that in the CC Kingdom this be not a dating site, but hence has become a place of marriage for those who seekest not a mate. Thou oh lonely of heart be on guard........there may just be a match-maketh thread for to help the weary lonely of heart please faintest not......but go there speedily and checkest it out for thine selves.....
 
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Thou artest my funny Othello aka tourist of the CC Kingdom. Thou comest to me on bended knee and I knight thee with the sword of love. Thou kisseth my cheek and I swoon whilest CC members gag-est.......but it be o.k. my love as we be husband and wife. Please note-est one and all that in the CC Kingdom this be not a dating site, but hence has become a place of marriage for those who seekest not a mate. Thou oh lonely of heart be on guard........there may just be a match-maketh thread for to help the weary lonely of heart please faintest not......but go there speedily and checkest it out for thine selves.....
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Thus, thou talkest most crazily. Surely, you must be smitten, as you are dripping with words that most, darest not speakest, and drip with dew and honey. Henseforth, and from this day forward I makest thou mine. Yonder, we goeth forth.
 
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missy2014

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Two people smitten I see, but thee ponderings in thy heart talk of smores with hot chocholate in ladybugs Christian cafe to smore or not to smore ? Ah that is thee question
 
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missy2014

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yes delight and joy thou feel and poetry I see wakest upon morning glow and morning hour day has come on horse I shall go get thine breakfast, onward,horse!
ardchoille said:
In English class, I sleepeth not,
though I feel my mind wouldst rot.
T'was science class which touched my heart,
but I didst know I soon would part.

From high school on, and college too,
I served fellow man on the ocean blue.
I found a calling not borne in strife,
theology doth fill my life.

This thread putteth joy in my heart!
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Reborn

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Does this count? :D

"Take heed, cause I'm a lyrical poet,
Miami's on thee scene, just in case you didn't know it?"

Yes, He serveth Emcee's like a pound of bacon.

--Vanilla Ice,
Circa 1991/ Ice Ice Baby :D
 
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missy2014

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haha yes it is
 
JesusLives

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The sun hast gone to bed and rests it's head the darkness falls about out younder window......sleep comes not and my mind wanders in the darkness. Sleep tempts me but stayeth far from me. My eyes wide open refuse to slam shut waiteth for the weight of tiredness that never cometh.....The poison lies near just drink it and rest but alas I must not-eth....for eternal sleep is not what I seeketh........thusly I rest not........waiting for sleep that never cometh......
 
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