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JesusLives

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I thought it might be fun or funny to post your favorite post that you have written for the day or that you have read for the day and put it in it's own thread. I have a few of them over the year I have been here.... It might be nice also to include the thread title and who started it if people would like to then go to that thread and participate....My favorite post today....

Thread started by Missy2014

Re: Alas! Ah but ofcourse Shakespearan/ye old english commands at once hither!
To cook or not to cook that is the Question? Whether it be eggs or cereal What say you? Speak up thou sleepy king....sputter on the words that thou wilt say.... What was that? Oh, coffee in yonder window break? Scrambled eggs for thee coming right up.... Mumblest not thy words oh Lord of the manor.......Sleep doest stay in thine eyes..... thy mug is set before thee drink up my Lord.....dribblest not down thy chin.....oh here let me wipe away the dross......Off ye be now to thy place of job.....workest till the sun doth set be seeing you later in the darkest night......take thy flight in yonder Rogue....speedest on and ticket not.....I kiss thee on thy brow.....let not thine lips touch another my Romeo...Oh Romeo where for art thou.......I remember now at thy job......workest thou hardly and bring home the bacon......I will feedest thou later my love....good day to you and be off....NOW....​
 
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Re: YOUR FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN OR READ>>>>POST HERE

Thread started by Missy2014

Re: Alas! Ah but ofcourse Shakespearan/ye old english commands at once hither!


Thou artest my funny Othello aka tourist of the CC Kingdom. Thou comest to me on bended knee and I knight thee with the sword of love. Thou kisseth my cheek and I swoon whilest CC members gag-est.......but it be o.k. my love as we be husband and wife. Please note-est one and all that in the CC Kingdom this be not a dating site, but hence has become a place of marriage for those who seekest not a mate. Thou oh lonely of heart be on guard........there may just be a match-maketh thread for to help the weary lonely of heart please faintest not......but go there speedily and checkest it out for thine selves.....
 
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Re: YOUR FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN OR READ>>>>POST HERE

Thread started by Blue Lady Bug - Christian Online Cafe



Never thought of having a box for a pet before but this box has a pretty cute face.......I might consider one.....
 
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Re: YOUR FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN OR READ>>>>POST HERE

Re: IT'S SO COLD IN FLORIDA.......HOW COLD IS IT?

QUOTE LYNX
It's finally warming up a bit here.

At the height (depth?) of winter it was so cold that one day I found a little brown rock in the parking lot. I picked it up and took it inside to look at it under a bright light. When it hit the warm indoor air it went "pffffft!" Yup, it was a frozen fart.​
 
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Re: YOUR FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN OR READ>>>>POST HERE

Re: LADY BLUE'S ONLINE CHRISTIAN CAFE
Originally Posted by JesusLives
Going now to perk up the perk O later...... that fixes my decaf coffee.... all I do is add water coffee grounds and push a button....wa la a couple of minutes and coffee to pour in the mug......with creamer of course..... tan not black for me .... It helps keep my hair Blond....lol Good Monday morning everybody......



Originally Posted by p_rehbein

Phrase of the Day: Exercise in Futility........[Definition: see emboldened above]

QUOTE JESUSLIVES



Definition of insanity.....doing the same thing over and over again hoping for different results.....What do you mean there is no caffeine?​
 
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Re: YOUR FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN OR READ>>>>POST HERE

Do you remember that one time when we tried to help DesiredHaven find a laptop?

Ahhh....good times had by all.:)
 
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