So, one Saturday, Farmer Brown is at the Feed Store and he sees Willy Bill and decides to speak with him. "Willy Bill" he says "come here, I want to talk with you."
"Hey Farmer Brown, what's up?" Says Willy Bill
"Willy Bill, you are a good man, and I want to tell you if you will marry my oldest daughter, I will give you 10 cows and 10 acres of land."
"Wow" says Willy Bill "that's a pretty good deal. I'll take her out Friday night to get to know her."
The next Saturday, Farmer Brown and Willy Bill meet up at the Feed Store.
"So, Willy Bill, how did you like my oldest daughter?"
"Gosh Farmer Brown, she was a fine woman, I mean a fiiinnneee woman, almost perfect, but there was just one little thing. She was a little bit cross eyed, not enough to hurt mind ya, but she was just a little bit cross eyed."
"I understand boy, tell you what, you marry my second daughter and I'll give you 20 cows and 20 acres of land."
"Hey now, that's a really good deal. Let me take her out Friday night."
The next Saturday Farmer Brown and Willy Bill are back at the Feed Store.
"So Willy Bill, how did you like my second daughter?"
"Oh man, Farmer Brown, that girl was a dream, I mean a REAL dream. But there was one little thing. She is a little bit bowlegged, not enough to hurt mind ya, but she is a little bit bowlegged."
"I can understand that son, tell you what, you marry my youngest daughter and I'll give you 50 cows and 50 acres of land."
"Oh my, what a deal, ok, let me take her out Friday night."
Next Saturday Farmer Brown is at the Feed Store and Willy Bill pulls up with his new bride in the truck. "Hey Farmer Brown. Me and your youngest daughter done went to the Justice of the Peace and got hitched! But I gotta ask.........you offered me 10 cows and 10 acres of land to marry your oldest daughter, and she was a fine woman, now she was a little bit cross eyed, but she was a fine woman. Then you offered me 20 cows and 20 acres of land to marry your second daughter, Now that girl was a real dream, a little bit bowlegged, but a real dream. So why did you give me 50 cows and 50 acres of land to marry your youngest daughter. I mean that girl is the apple of my eye! She is beautiful in every way."
"Well, Willy Bill, you see son, she is just a little bit pregnant, not enough to hurt mind ya........."
"Hey Farmer Brown, what's up?" Says Willy Bill
"Willy Bill, you are a good man, and I want to tell you if you will marry my oldest daughter, I will give you 10 cows and 10 acres of land."
"Wow" says Willy Bill "that's a pretty good deal. I'll take her out Friday night to get to know her."
The next Saturday, Farmer Brown and Willy Bill meet up at the Feed Store.
"So, Willy Bill, how did you like my oldest daughter?"
"Gosh Farmer Brown, she was a fine woman, I mean a fiiinnneee woman, almost perfect, but there was just one little thing. She was a little bit cross eyed, not enough to hurt mind ya, but she was just a little bit cross eyed."
"I understand boy, tell you what, you marry my second daughter and I'll give you 20 cows and 20 acres of land."
"Hey now, that's a really good deal. Let me take her out Friday night."
The next Saturday Farmer Brown and Willy Bill are back at the Feed Store.
"So Willy Bill, how did you like my second daughter?"
"Oh man, Farmer Brown, that girl was a dream, I mean a REAL dream. But there was one little thing. She is a little bit bowlegged, not enough to hurt mind ya, but she is a little bit bowlegged."
"I can understand that son, tell you what, you marry my youngest daughter and I'll give you 50 cows and 50 acres of land."
"Oh my, what a deal, ok, let me take her out Friday night."
Next Saturday Farmer Brown is at the Feed Store and Willy Bill pulls up with his new bride in the truck. "Hey Farmer Brown. Me and your youngest daughter done went to the Justice of the Peace and got hitched! But I gotta ask.........you offered me 10 cows and 10 acres of land to marry your oldest daughter, and she was a fine woman, now she was a little bit cross eyed, but she was a fine woman. Then you offered me 20 cows and 20 acres of land to marry your second daughter, Now that girl was a real dream, a little bit bowlegged, but a real dream. So why did you give me 50 cows and 50 acres of land to marry your youngest daughter. I mean that girl is the apple of my eye! She is beautiful in every way."
"Well, Willy Bill, you see son, she is just a little bit pregnant, not enough to hurt mind ya........."
