Hey folks maybe we need to invent new names for all this stuff - kind of like new speak in George Orwell's book 1984.
Um lets see
jello could be called : jelly
jelly could be called : thin
jam could be called : thick
small cakes, buns, pudding could be called : sweet
large cakes, chocolate cake etc could be called : how many calories!!
anything bread like : doh
anything biscuit like : flat
diets could be called : no weigh (way get it)
cars could be called : splat
flat tyres could just be called : annoying!