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    Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.

    1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

    2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
    while talking to others.

    3. Name your dog "Dog."

    4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
    weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

    5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

    6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
    your "astronaut training."

    7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
    complimentary mints by the cash register.

    8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

    10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
    UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

    11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

    12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

    13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
    parts back in the tray.

    14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
    a parakeet.

    15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

    16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
    to see if they slow down.

    17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

    18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
    with prophesy."

    19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
    you can, over and over and over.

    20. Drum on every available surface.

    21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

    22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

    23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
    if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    25. Place your shoes on the table.

    26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
    their right.


    27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
    you don't like about each one.

    28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

    29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

    30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

    40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

    41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

    42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
    He is God and we are not.


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    Ok admit it, which are you guilty of.

    na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na batman!
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    Miri you almost killed me. I was reading down the list one by one and I could not stop laughing like a maniac I could have died, you did that on purpose....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    Ok admit it, which are you guilty of.

    na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na batman!
    My best friend is the drummer at church and we work together...he literally plays drums on everything and sometimes its drives me to the point I get very anxious...but he thinks that's his way of glorify God and I could never hurt his feelings.

    and I could be guilty of # 42
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    56 The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law.
    57 But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Blain View Post
    Miri you almost killed me. I was reading down the list one by one and I could not stop laughing like a maniac I could have died, you did that on purpose....

    I just wanted to be annoying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitspa View Post
    My best friend is the drummer at church and we work together...he literally plays drums on everything and sometimes its drives me to the point I get very anxious...but he thinks that's his way of glorify God and I could never hurt his feelings.

    and I could be guilty of # 42
    Yes, I know someone who does that too.
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    Miri, for being Mary Poppins. (inside joke, but no, really! she's kind and no nonsense!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    I just wanted to be annoying
    uh huh.... you were just trying to get me to go home because I want God so badly. (Technically) it's not murder if you posted something that you knew would cause to them literally die laughing, well played Miri well played
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    5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

    I find they get even more annoyed if you respond to everything they say with..........."and your point is?"
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    6 .) So that we may boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.

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    I named my dog Cheyenne and later found out that it meant dog in one of the native american languages...

    Also left my christmas lights up all year one year.

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    Make a clicking sound when someone is talking to you. Also you can mouth the words they are saying...this is VERY effective.
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    Act like a know it all.
    Talk too much.
    Constantly brag about yourself.
    Be loud and obnoxious.
    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

    Galatians 6:14 - But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.

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    Run up the steps and sing the rocky theme

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    Stare at people like a hawk
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    Are we there yet?

    And #28 has been in the BDF too long.....
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    Talk on your phone in a public restroom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miri View Post
    Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.

    1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

    2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
    while talking to others.

    3. Name your dog "Dog."

    4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
    weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

    5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

    6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
    your "astronaut training."

    7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
    complimentary mints by the cash register.

    8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

    10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
    UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

    11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

    12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

    13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
    parts back in the tray.

    14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
    a parakeet.

    15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

    16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
    to see if they slow down.

    17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

    18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
    with prophesy."

    19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
    you can, over and over and over.

    20. Drum on every available surface.

    21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

    22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

    23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
    if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    25. Place your shoes on the table.

    26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
    their right.


    27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
    you don't like about each one.

    28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

    29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

    30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

    40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

    41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

    42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
    Hilarious!

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    Tailgate people when driving and don't use your turn signals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mailmandan View Post
    Tailgate people when driving and don't use your turn signals.
    That doesn't annoy me it makes me mad. When I was younger my dad would stomp on the brakes when a person would tailgate, that would always scare me. Now, when that happens to me I pull off to the side of the road and let them go by because I don't want to take the chance. I can tolerate people not using their turn signals, but tailgating is another thing all together.
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    Chew bubble gum loudly in a quiet public place and be sure to pop lots of bubbles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmarieh View Post
    That doesn't annoy me it makes me mad. When I was younger my dad would stomp on the brakes when a person would tailgate, that would always scare me. Now, when that happens to me I pull off to the side of the road and let them go by because I don't want to take the chance. I can tolerate people not using their turn signals, but tailgating is another thing all together.
    I'm annoyed when I initially notice that someone is tailgating me and if it persists, then I get mad. In regards to people not using their turn signal, I get annoyed with people in general who fail to exercise common courtesy.
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    I'm not a bad guy. I'm just misunderstood.

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