Can I PLEASE PUNCH somebody?

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atwhatcost

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I have a bad back. <---understatement

Because of that, it is particular on what hurts it and what helps it. What helps it is my comfy chair. It's a La-Z-Boy recliner. I bought it at the turn of the century, not knowing it would be THE chair.

As you can imagine, that doesn't mean it lasted as long as I wanted it to do. (If I wasn't getting a new body in heaven, I would ask God to bring it home so I could sit in it forever. lol) BUT it broke -- twice. (Well, recently I found out it broke in three places.) Two choices -- get it fixed or repaired.

Fixed cost too much. Repaired was doable since La-Z-Boy has "a lifetime guarantee on parts and labor." (Apparently not so much labor, and only some parts.) It broke in April. I've been trying to get them to fix it since then. So far it has cost me $300+ to "fix" it, and it's not even fixed. They've come three times. Once to appraise what needing fixing, but the kid simply didn't bother mentioning the base was broke, even though he took pictures of the broken base and told me how it was broken. Twice to fix it, yet it isn't fixed. La-Z-Boy doesn't make the seat cushion anymore, so this is what I've been told to do with the cushion so far:

1. Maybe it will be fine with the old cushion.

2. "We don't make those cushions anymore, but maybe you can take the chair to an upholsterer to have him put in a new cushion. I'm not sure, but ask the technician when he comes." (Have you ever tried putting in a huge recliner into your mid-size sedan's trunk? They don't fit. It doesn't matter since the two people who would do that, if we could, can't do it because I STILL have a bad back and he has CFS.)

3. "I can't fix it today, because the technician didn't order the right parts and simply missed two parts needed, but I will fix it, if you take this old cushion and the seat to an upholsterer so they can make a new cushion for you. When you have that done, I'll come back and install it myself."

4. "Well, yes, the estimator didn't do a good job telling us what parts were needed, but since the technician is going to fix the chair and install the cushion for you, it's going to take two hours, instead of the original one, so we have to charge you more. (I was stupid enough to talk him into half price since they screwed it up. Really stupid, now that I now the rest of this story.)

5. "I cannot install a cushion for you. My company works for La-Z-Boy and it's against the contract we have for it so I will get fired if they find out." (My response was, "Who is going to tell them you installed the cushion, since I'm the one who needs the cushion and was promised installation. Therefore, if you install it, why then would I notify anyone that you did? That's what I want, so I'd be happy. It didn't work.)

6. We never promised you a cushion. We have no cushions to promise you. I don't know where you got the idea we would do that for you and I have no idea why you think we lied to you, but since the technician fixed the chair, we have done our part, so this case is closed. (She was a bit annoyed to find out I didn't bother having the guy fix a chair when he told me he couldn't, therefore nothing was done, and this case isn't closed.)

So, THREE months after I first started getting my chair fixed, my house is still a warehouse for useless La-Z-Boy parts, my back is killing me both because I am on a chair that does it no good, and because of all the physical effort I had to go through just to give the technician enough room to work (our house is tiny), I STILL can't move around on my porch because of those parts, and no one called me back from La-Z-Boy after making a call at 2 PM to corporate office.

Can I PLEASE PUNCH someone? Preferably that snooty CS boss who openly lied to me as shown in my 6th point!!!
 

tourist

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You can go ahead and punch somebody. Don't kick the dog though.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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Just don't throw your back out doing it.
 
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atwhatcost

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I almost got my wish, but in a bad way. Since leaning over is painful to hubby and me, I line the top of the frig with our favorite sodas. We take from there to put in frig, whenever we take out a cold soda. I replenished out supplies this afternoon.

Hubby opened the freezer and one the cans fell, almost hitting him! Not like that! Honest!
 

Reborn

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Try catching flies with chopsticks.
It's a healthier way to release anger.

....and you can brag about how you can catch flies with Asian eating utensils.
 
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I have a bad back. <---understatement

Because of that, it is particular on what hurts it and what helps it. What helps it is my comfy chair. It's a La-Z-Boy recliner. I bought it at the turn of the century, not knowing it would be THE chair.

As you can imagine, that doesn't mean it lasted as long as I wanted it to do. (If I wasn't getting a new body in heaven, I would ask God to bring it home so I could sit in it forever. lol) BUT it broke -- twice. (Well, recently I found out it broke in three places.) Two choices -- get it fixed or repaired.

Fixed cost too much. Repaired was doable since La-Z-Boy has "a lifetime guarantee on parts and labor." (Apparently not so much labor, and only some parts.) It broke in April. I've been trying to get them to fix it since then. So far it has cost me $300+ to "fix" it, and it's not even fixed. They've come three times. Once to appraise what needing fixing, but the kid simply didn't bother mentioning the base was broke, even though he took pictures of the broken base and told me how it was broken. Twice to fix it, yet it isn't fixed. La-Z-Boy doesn't make the seat cushion anymore, so this is what I've been told to do with the cushion so far:

1. Maybe it will be fine with the old cushion.

2. "We don't make those cushions anymore, but maybe you can take the chair to an upholsterer to have him put in a new cushion. I'm not sure, but ask the technician when he comes." (Have you ever tried putting in a huge recliner into your mid-size sedan's trunk? They don't fit. It doesn't matter since the two people who would do that, if we could, can't do it because I STILL have a bad back and he has CFS.)

3. "I can't fix it today, because the technician didn't order the right parts and simply missed two parts needed, but I will fix it, if you take this old cushion and the seat to an upholsterer so they can make a new cushion for you. When you have that done, I'll come back and install it myself."

4. "Well, yes, the estimator didn't do a good job telling us what parts were needed, but since the technician is going to fix the chair and install the cushion for you, it's going to take two hours, instead of the original one, so we have to charge you more. (I was stupid enough to talk him into half price since they screwed it up. Really stupid, now that I now the rest of this story.)

5. "I cannot install a cushion for you. My company works for La-Z-Boy and it's against the contract we have for it so I will get fired if they find out." (My response was, "Who is going to tell them you installed the cushion, since I'm the one who needs the cushion and was promised installation. Therefore, if you install it, why then would I notify anyone that you did? That's what I want, so I'd be happy. It didn't work.)

6. We never promised you a cushion. We have no cushions to promise you. I don't know where you got the idea we would do that for you and I have no idea why you think we lied to you, but since the technician fixed the chair, we have done our part, so this case is closed. (She was a bit annoyed to find out I didn't bother having the guy fix a chair when he told me he couldn't, therefore nothing was done, and this case isn't closed.)

So, THREE months after I first started getting my chair fixed, my house is still a warehouse for useless La-Z-Boy parts, my back is killing me both because I am on a chair that does it no good, and because of all the physical effort I had to go through just to give the technician enough room to work (our house is tiny), I STILL can't move around on my porch because of those parts, and no one called me back from La-Z-Boy after making a call at 2 PM to corporate office.

Can I PLEASE PUNCH someone? Preferably that snooty CS boss who openly lied to me as shown in my 6th point!!!
You can't punch me. You can punch someone else.
 
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So the new ones don't work for you?

Or Lane, or some other brand?
 
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oldthennew

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so sorry, atwhatcost,

you could definitely buy a new one for what you have put out -
especially if you can find a 'sell-out' or 'closing'...we did.
hopefully you have found the every day challenges profitable in some way...
it seems the Lord put someone right in your house to teach and share some things with.:)

we try and arrange things so that when ever we need something we have to 'stretch',
else we stove-and-stiffin-up...

looking for the good in all of the bad can get tiresome, but the scriptures well prove that
our Father does continually allow different doors to swing far and wide, that we may enter
into the 'straight & narrow'...
 
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atwhatcost

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Try catching flies with chopsticks.
It's a healthier way to release anger.

....and you can brag about how you can catch flies with Asian eating utensils.
I'd have chopsticks impaled in my walls doing that. If I had that kind of patience, I wouldn't have the desire to punch someone. lol

Actually, it took me a while to cool down, but yesterday I called them back, and was told they would put in the cushion for me just because someone accidentally promised that to me.

I was also told that doing that nullifies the lifetime warrantee for the cushion though. (And I kindly told her, this all started because they couldn't give me the promise of a lifetime warrantee on the cushion, because they don't make them anymore, so what was the difference? Took her a while, but she got what I meant. lol)

So, next scheduled appointment was set for July 31st, so I asked if I could get a faster appointment, given I've had three already and my chair is still not fixed. She said she'd check with the supervisor.

An hour later and she called back! Next Friday I may have my chair fixed...or may check out the probably of being able to punch out the next technician. (Judging from the last three, I'd lose if I did. lol)

BUT, this time I am NOT rearranging the entire living room until the technician actually says he will fix the whole thing.
 
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atwhatcost

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You can't punch me. You can punch someone else.
You do get, I punch like a girl, and you are then free to punch me back, right? lol

You'd think the number one reason I do not go around punch people is because all the reasons God says in his word. I wish I was like that. I have two reasons I don't punch people:
1. I'd lose.
2. I can never really figure out who deserves the punch. Most of those people were just doing their jobs, and not out to hurt me. (I did report the one customer service rep that out-and-out lied to me. Still, he lied, so not worthy of being punched.)
 
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atwhatcost

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So the new ones don't work for you?

Or Lane, or some other brand?
Ah, I just read what I wrote. Aphasia hits again. lol (I know what word I mean and I know the meaning of the word, but my brain skips that and I either speak or write a somewhat related word or a synonym for another word in the sentence.) That should have been "fixed or replaced." Not fixed or repaired. We can't really afford a new recliner. Add to that, if we bought one, there's no guarantee my back won't take three days sitting in it before I realize it hurts my back more. (I'm on temporary-replacement-chair #2 already. (Really part of the sectional sofa, but the first was a winged-back from upstairs that since has been trashed for "useless.")

So fixing it guarantees it's good for my back, as well as saves us $500-$800 to buy a new one.
 
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You do get, I punch like a girl, and you are then free to punch me back, right? lol

You'd think the number one reason I do not go around punch people is because all the reasons God says in his word. I wish I was like that. I have two reasons I don't punch people:
1. I'd lose.
2. I can never really figure out who deserves the punch. Most of those people were just doing their jobs, and not out to hurt me. (I did report the one customer service rep that out-and-out lied to me. Still, he lied, so not worthy of being punched.)
I can't think of a situation I've ever been in where punching someone was the best solution. There are times you need to snitch on someone, though we don't want to get in the habit of that.