Funny jokes.

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GodsTwilightPrincess

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Okay. I write a funny joke then you write one.

Why did Bruce Willis lose his hair?
Because he gained gray!
 
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greatkraw

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what is the difference between a duck?
 
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greatkraw

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if we assume that e = mc^2

what is a mouse while it is spinning?
 
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GodsTwilightPrincess

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Okay...my joke was about Bruce Willis who, we all know, is bald and wasn't like ten years ago (when he had hair), and now he has cut off all his hair to (hopefully) make himself seem younger because he has gray hair. Do you get it now? He gained gray and lost his hair.
 
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GodsTwilightPrincess

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Oh yeah I forgot my joke!

Okay...Why did the cow cross the road? Because he wanted to be ground beef!
 

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ok who is bruce willis... oh never mind ill google him
 
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GodsTwilightPrincess

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What did the baseball mit say to the baseball?
 

blue_ladybug

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duck here slashed duck there:Dehehehe
please don't pull zombie threads forward. It clogs up the forum. This thread is 5 years old and the OP isn't even a member anymore.