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    Default Mental Illness

    My pastor asked if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness. I told him.."No, we enjoy it".


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    How come that you loved it?

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    Perhaps we need a joke forum for those who don't recognize them
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    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    My doctor tells me I should exercise more. I told him I'm allergic to exercising. Who knew there was a skin-scratch test for exercising too?

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    How to Achieve Inner Peace


    Here's some advice from a top psychologist:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a packet of Penguins, the remainder of bottle of Prozac, Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how good I feel!

    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickyZ View Post
    How to Achieve Inner Peace


    Here's some advice from a top psychologist:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Noir, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kaluha, a packet of Penguins, the remainder of bottle of Prozac, Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how good I feel!
    Wait a minute! Bailey's isn't Kaluha? No wonder my drinks tasted differently.

    (And you forgot chocolate, so you could feel even better. lol)
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    No. chocolate was the last item on the list. Can't forget chocolate!

    Truth is available only to those who have the courage to question whatever they think they know.

    It's hard to learn anything when you always feel the need to be the expert.

    Mark 7:34 “Ephphatha,” that is, “Be opened.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by RickyZ View Post
    No. chocolate was the last item on the list. Can't forget chocolate!
    Sorry. I saw a box of chocolate so was eating them while reading. The last piece got a little foil stuck in it, so I got side tracked and missed it. lol
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